"I'll tell you what, Dr Girlfriend. You have had a busy day, a bad day in many respects. Just let me pour you a drink - whiskey I believe (if our files are up to date). Then, whilst you relax, I will find your kitchen, and I will prepare something special (even if I have to catch and kill it myself). And, of course, I will tidy up afterwards so no one will even guess I have been there. Sound good for you?"