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The earpiece crackles into life. "Mr Boat, --- static --- static -- We have not all breathed in the spores and turned into aliens, so you must have succeeded... Just getting you up on dronescope (patent approved). And piping you through to the PM.
"Well done Boat." Rehearsed politician's pause for effect. "Your country and the whole world appreciates your actions, although obviously we cannot tell the public because, you know, the film hasn't been released yet. Really cunning policy of ours I am very proud of, filming real missions and releasing them to Hollywood to make some money back. Anyway, Boat as this is your last appearance before we get that younger guy in, we're just going to cleanse the whole area. So bye Boat. Been an honour working with you... Oh, and Boat, put that sexy girl down. Oh, she's carrying you off! That's certainly not in the script."