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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3350 on: July 30, 2014, 03:18:56 PM »
It's so shiny.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3351 on: July 30, 2014, 04:09:06 PM »
True... But I have the win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3352 on: July 30, 2014, 04:43:55 PM »
And heavy.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3353 on: July 30, 2014, 04:50:06 PM »
But lost.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3354 on: July 30, 2014, 04:54:20 PM »
Fits right in my pocket.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3355 on: July 30, 2014, 05:16:21 PM »
Hankies fine, but wins mine.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3356 on: July 30, 2014, 05:17:39 PM »
Oh look, something new for me to conquer.  ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3357 on: July 30, 2014, 05:26:14 PM »
Remove win from girl and takes leave in gyrocopter. Waves... 'Cya'.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3358 on: July 30, 2014, 05:35:15 PM »
Takes a remote out of her pocket and pushes the big red butting, blowing up the gyrocopter.

I don't think so.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3359 on: July 30, 2014, 05:42:59 PM »
Pulls pen out of Tux pocket releasing steerable chute. Counts to three (any further would be challenging) and drops armed pen bomb on enemy agent. On landing, unfolds cummerbund bicycle and makes speedy(ish) getaway.

[Cue James Boat music...]

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3360 on: July 30, 2014, 05:44:34 PM »
Turns into 006 because... Sean Bean that's why, and then wins by virtue of being Boromir.

 8-)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3361 on: July 30, 2014, 06:01:14 PM »
"Bye 006... you were good... but not good enough."

Unfolds jetpack on bicycle and zooms off into distance like burst balloon (with win).

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3362 on: July 30, 2014, 06:10:32 PM »
Watches as the shoddy jetpack springs a fuel leak and plummets out of the sky.

Puts on sunglasses.

Walks away as giant explosions go off behind her.



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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3363 on: July 31, 2014, 01:54:19 AM »
Presses forcefield button just in time (as per the script) and emerges unharmed from the inferno.
Hits 'off' button, but not working.
"Bl**dy thing!... Q, when I get my hands on your scrawny..." Then it works.
Adjusts bow tie and checks hair in emergency mirror.
Saunters off with win chuckling, before stopping suddenly.
"Hmm... didn't get the girl!"
Checks script.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3364 on: July 31, 2014, 02:01:22 AM »
Steels the script and the win

You'll never take me alive! Bwhahahahaaaaa!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3365 on: July 31, 2014, 02:10:55 AM »
Sees poor boat girl struggling off towards horizon dragging heavy paper copy of script which includes all the camera and digital mastering instructions.
Her heel breaks.
He casually combs fingers though his hair to match image on film poster and steps into replica DB5 which was on standby.
'Vrooms up to girl, and casually enquires, "Want a lift anywhere?" And then with a practiced part winning smile, he turns on the backing track and utters manfully,
"The name's boat, James boat... But you can call me James. Hop in (inwardly chuckling at broken heel)."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3366 on: July 31, 2014, 02:14:33 AM »
(Ye Gods, I just hurt myself laughing right now. Seriously. That was awesome.)

Laughs from her secret villain lair as Mr. Boat falls for the old body double trick.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3367 on: July 31, 2014, 02:27:11 AM »
Boat, sensing danger, throws cat he had in basket at the girl.
She catches and strokes it.
He gives her a raised eyebrow look.
"What?,” she squawks.
“You’re not the girl I want... She has allergies. Bye sweetheart.”
Boat turns on tracker and puts his foot down heading for the secret hideout (or wherever the tracker has fallen off).

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3368 on: July 31, 2014, 02:32:07 AM »
Has the tracker being used as bait in her oh so clever trap, watching Mr. Boat's progress on the Villain View Screen (patent pending)

Yes Mr. Boat, you are doing precisely as planned.

Steeples fingers and laughs nefariously


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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3369 on: July 31, 2014, 10:14:35 AM »
"Only 2 hours left before that win explodes and contaminates the whole atmosphere with super-grow microscopic aliens... And you've stopped for an ice cream and a pee!"
Boat wishes he had the script.
"It was a lovely scenic crumbling hairpin bend road, I was bursting, Ma'am. And breaks are in article 635 of the regulations."
"Damit Boat, find the woman, steal some heavy water from her to dilute the weed killer as per the packet, and destroy those aliens. Have I made myself clear?"
Boat twists the dial. "Sorry breaking up."
After checking his appearance in handheld electronic holographic mirror (Gov patent pending), Boat ignores the unreliable tracker and, following a road sign to "Secret Hideout - tradesman's entrance," roars up a despicably narrow track.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3370 on: July 31, 2014, 11:05:39 AM »
Is rather surprised but not unprepared for Mr. Boat to find the service entrance.

Now now, Mr. Boat, didn't anyone ever tell you to call instead of showing up unannounced.

Keys a trap door that drops the tuxedoed man down a slide and into a laughably opulent "jail cell".

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3371 on: July 31, 2014, 11:20:32 AM »
Boat puts on the dressing gown and checks the jail's built in bar.
"Tut, tut, a 1563, such a bad year for champagne. And the geese have not been fattened at the correct rate in making this fois gras. What sort of place is this?
I hope I can expect better at dinner."
Having dealt with the essentials, he twists his watch face to blot out all surveillance whilst he waits to be seduced by some pretty girl before she leads him to the baddy.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3372 on: July 31, 2014, 11:51:42 AM »
Is aggravated that the elaborate spy equipment she ordered off the internet doesn't seem to be working. Sends in arobot with a wig and a slinky dress for a disguise to find out what's going on in there.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3373 on: July 31, 2014, 01:10:57 PM »
sighs

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3374 on: July 31, 2014, 04:10:20 PM »
Ahh.. thank you.