"Quickly down the hatch with the King's double rum, Vill me lad, I've a mess game for you."
Ties rope round pirate Vill's waist and opens fancy stern window of the captain's cabin.
"Oh, just hand me the win for safe keeping, if you would be so kind, sir. Wouldn't want to lose it."
Takes win and shoves pirate out of window.
Shouts after him, "It's called water skiing navy style. The trick is to avoid the sharks... I'll check you are having sufficient fun later."