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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2400 on: June 23, 2014, 04:13:59 AM »
I beg to differ, this one is the real win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2401 on: June 23, 2014, 05:04:49 AM »
No, I won't have you beg. Arise and stand tall.
It is simply as fact that as my post follows yours, it is closer to the win.

Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2402 on: June 23, 2014, 12:28:55 PM »
Oh wait..what is this? *Looks inside her bra* Oh, it's the win!

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2403 on: June 23, 2014, 12:53:49 PM »
And then I jumped in to compete for the win!
A new challenger has arrived!

Offline Blythe

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2404 on: June 23, 2014, 04:27:32 PM »
*puts on a stealth cloak, sneaks in, and makes off with the win!*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2405 on: June 24, 2014, 01:35:19 AM »
Turns on vacuum cleaner which lifts stealth cloak and sucks out...
discarded....
and also the Win.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2406 on: June 24, 2014, 01:43:45 AM »
*Pats a dog on the head and receives the win as a thank-you gift for being nice*

Le win!

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2407 on: June 24, 2014, 10:45:27 AM »
~snags the win while giggling like a maniac~

Offline Bamagirl

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2408 on: June 24, 2014, 04:01:33 PM »
And I will get back to my winning ways.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2409 on: June 24, 2014, 04:20:08 PM »
But not yet, clearly.

Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2410 on: June 24, 2014, 09:24:55 PM »
Takes his hat AND the WIN!


(Sorry, but my cowgirl hat has gone missing and I feel naked without it!)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2411 on: June 24, 2014, 09:31:45 PM »
Elastic returns hat ..... Boinggggg.... And look win inside :-)

Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2412 on: June 24, 2014, 09:38:27 PM »
Hat or no hat, I'm still the WINNER!

Chants, "Winner winner, chicken dinner!"  :P

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2413 on: June 24, 2014, 09:44:43 PM »
You have your lovely chicken dinner. Here's chips to go with it. I'll just take that Win out of your way...

Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2414 on: June 24, 2014, 09:57:39 PM »
Mmmm...chips!  BBQ even!  *Digs around in the bag!*  Ohh look!  The WIN!!!! 

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2415 on: June 24, 2014, 10:03:52 PM »
You've got the win all sticky.
Phew that's the old one...

Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2416 on: June 24, 2014, 10:05:31 PM »
No, I think not.  Chip? 

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2417 on: June 24, 2014, 10:13:52 PM »
Don't mind if I do. Beer?

Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2418 on: June 24, 2014, 10:19:53 PM »
Sound great!  Ya know, you're a pretty nice fella even when you lose the WIN!  ;)

*Winks and grins as she takes a healthy swig*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2419 on: June 24, 2014, 10:25:36 PM »
Thanks, you're quite cute too, particularly those...
Eyes. In fact, I bought you something..
A surprise.
No peeping now.
*runs off with win*

Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2420 on: June 24, 2014, 10:31:18 PM »
*Growls!*

Whistles for her horse (Clyde) and mounts up, spurring and whipping him into a frenzy as they take off after the rascally boatman!  Catching up to him, she ropes him and hog ties him before easily taking the win from his pocket. 

Leans in close, a twinkle of mischief glinting in her blue eyes
.  "Don't ever underestimate the cowgirl!"  Smiles, tucking the WIN in her boot before mounting back up on Clyde and riding off into the sunset!


THE END.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2421 on: June 24, 2014, 10:49:41 PM »
Sighs.
Reaches for seaman's knife in boot and slits rope with fancy wrist action. Expertly re-weaves strands into a a fishing line.
Attaches hook. Looks in pouch.  Hmm, this weight will do.
Slings line...
It arcs quite beautifully... And hooks cowgirl's bra strap.
The tension builds.
Thwack....cowgirl (and win) retrieved into boatman's strong arms.
Looks down at beautiful whimpering girl with his sea blue eyes.
Plants tiny kiss on her sweet brow and then drops her in wake.
Waves at bobbing head with flowing hair.
"Bye cowgirl... Must do it again sometime."
Credits roll.


Offline Anesa

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2422 on: June 24, 2014, 10:58:20 PM »
Pouts and waves...  You win. (For now!)   Goodnight!  ;)

:P

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2423 on: June 24, 2014, 11:06:57 PM »
Etches Camille's name on list of previous winners.
Looks over side to see how tide is doing ... Nearly time to cast off.
Good morning to you too.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2424 on: June 25, 2014, 09:22:46 AM »
~snags the win all for herself~