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Offline MonroeCat

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2050 on: June 10, 2014, 12:58:58 AM »
I'm not sweet enough, your tooooo salty, and today is a good day to win hard.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2051 on: June 10, 2014, 01:36:38 AM »
Everyone sleeping. Good.
Wanders off down hill with win whistling.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2052 on: June 10, 2014, 02:15:56 AM »
* tip toes up behind boat, steals win*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2053 on: June 10, 2014, 02:19:11 AM »
'Wh..wh.. what?
Shiver me timbers, the win is gone.'
Notices cat prints in the sand.

Follows the trail for 3 days and 3 nights.
Falls asleep.
Wakes
 .. trips over sleeping cat.
'Ooops," Boat whispers, ".. sorry."
Creeps away with win.


Offline MonroeCat

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2054 on: June 10, 2014, 02:23:46 AM »
Wakes up......... *where's my win!?*

Searches skittishly before finding it in the ground where boat carelessly dropped it.
Skips off with win, 

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2055 on: June 10, 2014, 02:32:39 AM »
Dives after cat... flying rugby tackle.
Buries cat in sand up to dainty neck.
"Don't worry, the tide will release you, meanwhile enjoy the hush of the wavelets."
Sprints off with win.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2056 on: June 10, 2014, 02:53:27 AM »
Glaring after boat. Digging oneself out. Stalking like a madwoman after boat.

Reaches boat, grabs him by crotch, successfully distracting him, grabs win and sails away to Cuba. *that's mine*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2057 on: June 10, 2014, 04:42:25 AM »
Sails after Cat.
Tracks her down in seedy harbour side joint working as a waitress.

Rolls Cat up like Cleopatra would have been - had she known - as a huge cigar.

Unhooks claws from win... "Ta love."
Tips hat, and departs.


Offline MonroeCat

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2058 on: June 10, 2014, 05:42:17 AM »
Enough with the Cleopatra. She is far to amazing to be brought into this, this is between you and me bub, you and me.

Tracks boat, dumps the bloody carpet on,him, steals win, shakes tail, *see ya round perp*

Offline Zennith

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2059 on: June 10, 2014, 08:55:28 AM »
Hmm... it looks like everyone's a little distracted right now.  I'll just take that win and be on my way.  No need to continue the effort, fellas.  Game over, I win.

Offline Asher

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2060 on: June 10, 2014, 08:58:13 AM »
Not exactly. Even though my groggy eyes can see little I can see the win and I'll take it.

Offline Zennith

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2061 on: June 10, 2014, 09:06:13 AM »
That's not the win you're grabbing there, buddy.  But, that's okay.  I don't mind.  I still get the win, and you get to hold my hand.  It's almost like second place!

Offline Asher

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2062 on: June 10, 2014, 09:10:23 AM »
Now that's a problem. I don't like losing and being in second is losing.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2063 on: June 10, 2014, 01:09:24 PM »
No problem, I'll hold the win,

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2064 on: June 10, 2014, 02:05:36 PM »
Here, let me take that off your hands,

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2065 on: June 10, 2014, 02:43:56 PM »
I'll take it.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2066 on: June 10, 2014, 02:49:47 PM »
Look, just to save any argument, I'll look after it.
Runs away, shamelessly, with win.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2067 on: June 10, 2014, 02:53:51 PM »
Oh, look! A breeze...

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2068 on: June 10, 2014, 03:26:23 PM »
Its okay guys, I got this,

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2069 on: June 10, 2014, 04:48:06 PM »
But dear Cat, not the win (sniggers)

(let me know when you've been shown the strange handshake (or was that milkshake) and have been accepted ... why? I don't know..)

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2070 on: June 10, 2014, 09:55:09 PM »
I has the wins.

Offline Asher

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2071 on: June 10, 2014, 09:56:53 PM »
No no. I have the win.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2072 on: June 10, 2014, 10:01:26 PM »
You wouldn't even know what to do with a win. Don't worry, I'll handle it for you.

Offline Asher

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2073 on: June 10, 2014, 10:02:54 PM »
Oh Captain my Captain where has your win gone?

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #2074 on: June 10, 2014, 10:10:11 PM »
Oh, look! Another win!