Last Poster Wins

[Gypsywoman]

https://goo.gl/images/nOyaVs

[Mirrah]

*Roasts the win over an open fire.*

[Gypsywoman]

Nooooooo.....you cant do that to the win.* pulls put fire extinguisher to put out the fire and grabs up the win. Dust it off* poor win

[Mirrah]

*Stares.* I hope you either are unable to be affected by heat, or that you're wearing something on your hands to stop the transfer of heat, because I think I hear sizzling...

[Gypsywoman]

Heat Pfft. What *all the while thinking hot hot hot. Yhen dunks the win in bucket of ice water*

[Mirrah]

*Hands some aloe vera ointment to Gypsywoman.* >_>;

[Gypsywoman]

Thank you. * sniffles a little*

[Mirrah]

*Pats Gypsywoman.* You're welcome.

[Gypsywoman]

*Feels all better now* How about we share this win?

[Mirrah]

But I want to eat it.

[Gypsywoman]

Oh. Hmmm* blinks a fews times* Well you can eat your half and I just not eat my half....LOL

[Wyldeviolet]

-saves the win from being eaten again- The poor win is having a rough day today...

[marauder13]

-saves the win from being eaten again- The poor win is having a rough day today...

Which is why it needs to remain in the hands of a bandit, who knows its full worth, and will take care of it properly.

[Wyldeviolet]

I think it needs some TLC... -bribes the win back with ice cream and cookies-

[SithLordOfSnark]

-steals off with the win.-

[Mirrah]

*Sneaks back in to roast a fresh win.*

[SithLordOfSnark]

-eats the win-

[TheHighwayHitman]

Haha! You only thought I wasn't winning!

[SithLordOfSnark]

Stop stealing the win, you scary man with a gun.

[Mirrah]

*Drinks lemonade while the guys quarrel.*

[Shekinah]

[SithLordOfSnark]

Nope. It's not over til /I/ sing.

[Shekinah]

that's not how the expression goes

[SithLordOfSnark]

Maybe not, but it sounds better.

[TheHighwayHitman]

Wait. You're a fat lady?