Last Poster Wins

[Kazyth]

*eyes the win, crafts a fabricated identical false win... then just shrugs and steals both the Lady and the win, tossing both over his shoulder and running back to his lair*

[Backdraft]

*Grumbling, grabs a pike pole and follows after the kidnapper*

[The Lady in Gray]

*just throws the win somewhere.*

[Bedroom Lazarus]

Takes the win and the towel wrapped around her waist, winds it up super tight and snaps her on the backside before snickering and walking off win in hand

[The Lady in Gray]

*dangles the win in front of Backdraft, the only one that might be willing to lend some pants.* Strip.

[Kazyth]

*swings through, dropping a comfortable pair of sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt, taking the Win in compensation*

[Backdraft]

*Can't believe what this has escalated to. Climbs out of his turnout pants and tosses them to The Lady in Gray, then notices that she already has clothes sitting in a pile next to her. Grumbles some more.*

[Kazyth]

*swings back the other way, re-stealing the win along with Backdraft's pants*  Muahahahaha!

[Backdraft]

*Shakes his fist at Kazyth*

[The Lady in Gray]

*lends Backdraft the sweatpants and just wraps the sweatshirt around her hips.*

[Backdraft]

*Is okay with this situation.*

[Kazyth]

*is ok with having the win*

[Sebile]

*the win explodes*

[Kazyth]

*catches the pieces in his towel, runs away to find super glue*

[The Lady in Gray]

*shares the pieces of the win amongst all, but realizes the paradox of her action thereby giving her the win in its entirety.*

[Backdraft]

*Is a medic, not an engineer. Waits for the win to reassemble itself.*

[Sebile]

*grumbles and uses the repair spell* There!

[Kazyth]

*pounces from the shadows, having waited for just such a moment*

Thank you seduire!  You can bill Backdraft for the magic used!

*absconds with the win, and any unguarded clothing*

[Backdraft]

*Yells something about how Kazyth only wears a towel anyway, so what's he doing with all this clothing?*

[Sebile]

*scribbles down a substantially large number and slides the bill to Backdraft*

Thank you! Come again.

[The Lady in Gray]

*uses the Win to conjure appropriately gray robes upon her person, the borrowed clothes appearing in her hands. Then looks over to Backdraft's bill and hands him is jacket as a minor consolation.*

[Kazyth]

Oh, I just find clothing to be oppressive and seek to liberate everyone from the tyranny of fabrics.

Also, from the burden of having the win!  *snaps his towel around the win like a whip, pulling it back to him before swinging away with a Tarzan yodel*

[Backdraft]

*Looks at the bill. Thanks the Lady in Gray and grumbles some more as he puts on his jacket and prepares to go back to work, but not before knocking the win from Kazyth's grasp with his pike pole and leaving it for Lady as gratitude.*

[The Lady in Gray]

If you've seen the image I've picked for my avatar, you will understand that I fully embrace the tyranny of clothing.

[Kazyth]

I have!  And I do!  Which means that we must battle.

*begins by stealing the win away again, and fleeing*