Bill Gates dies, and appears at the Pearly Gates.
"Well," St. Peter says, "This is unusual. I don't know where to put you. On the one hand, you led a good life, helping those in need, and even uniting the PC computing world. On the other hand, you did engage in some questionable business practices at one time. Also, Windows ME... all I need to say. But, there is a procedure for this. I'm going to let you decide, after experiencing both Heaven and Hell. Follow me, please."
After a short walk, the two find their way to a large night club. The music was thumping, the drink was flowing, and scantily clad women were dancing on the tables. Immediately someone hands Bill a drink, and a beautiful woman wraps herself around him.
"Wow!" Bill said. "This is Heaven?"
"Actually, no. This is Hell. We have to show it to you first. Heaven is over here."
He opens a door, and the pair enter a quiet park. It's a sunny day, but not too hot. There are children playing quietly off in one corner, and several chess tables off to one side. All in all, it's a quiet, staid place.
"Oh, um, nice," Bill replied. "Um, not to offend or anything, but... I think I'd prefer Hell."
St. Peter looks at one of the old men at a chess table and shrugs. "Sorry, Boss. His decision." The old man simply nods.
Within moments, Bill finds himself deep within a pit of molten fire, his skin searing off. A hideous demon looms over him, lash in one hand, huge erection in the other, and grins malevolently. High in the sky, he can see the closing circle peering into Heaven, and St. Peter looking down sadly.
"Wait a moment!" Bill yells. "This isn't what I saw! Where's the nightclub? Where's the music? Where's the babes?"
Before the hole closes, St. Peter shakes his head sadly.
"Sorry, Bill. That was just the demo."