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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« on: October 05, 2013, 11:38:10 PM »
Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar

A customer at the Downtown Hotel in Dawson City swallowed the toe in the famous Sourtoe Cocktail Saturday night.

Terry Lee was the "toe captain" in the bar that night.

He says the customer swallowed his drink with the toe in it, put five hundred dollars on the table.


And to think that I thought that "Hairy Toe" was implausible!

My favorite lines from the article:

Lee says the tradition will continue as the bar had a backup toe.

Over the years, more than eight toes have gone missing or been stolen or destroyed.  A new replacement has been found every time.


I'm not sure that I want to know...

Spel


I'm not quite right at all... am I?

Offline Elisyyr LeTharne

Re: Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2013, 01:51:48 AM »
I do believe an investigation needs to be done on where the replacements are coming from. The morgue? Homeless people? Seriously who is giving you these toes?! Regardless it is disgustingly hilarious.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2013, 08:12:09 AM »
Just where these toes are coming from really is a good question.  Just where they're going to is another one.  At least they're "only" toes, I s'ppose!  Could be worse...

Thanks for the reply!  I'm glad that you got a kick out of the subject.

Spel


Don't set me free...

Offline pixelated

Re: Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2013, 02:14:11 PM »
You couldn't pay me to consume a human toe, much less the other way around!!!

Offline TheGlyphstone

Re: Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2013, 05:26:41 PM »
You couldn't pay me to consume a human toe, much less the other way around!!!

I know this means 'you wouldn't pay to consume a human toe', but it's funnier at first read when I thought it mean you wouldn't take money to be consumed by a human toe.

Offline pixelated

Re: Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2013, 08:07:19 AM »
I know this means 'you wouldn't pay to consume a human toe', but it's funnier at first read when I thought it mean you wouldn't take money to be consumed by a human toe.
Ahaha. I imagine the nail would swing out and act as the jaw.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2013, 05:33:07 AM »
Thanks for the replies, everyone!  It is a peculiar situation, isn't it?

Out of curiosity, what would you guys charge to be consumed by a human toe?

Spel


I'm quite content that they're all as sane as me...

Offline TheGlyphstone

Re: Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City bar
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2013, 09:08:00 AM »
Thanks for the replies, everyone!  It is a peculiar situation, isn't it?

Out of curiosity, what would you guys charge to be consumed by a human toe?

Spel


I'm quite content that they're all as sane as me...

I'd charge an arm and a leg.