First and formost I want to make it clear that I did get permission from Greenthorn(GT) to post this.
While talking rps and brainstorming for our game on the phone, GT and I were interrupted by her 6 year old daughter with a very curious imagination. So this is how the conversation went......
GT: What are you doing?
6yr old: *Ignores GT and continues to open a tampon pack*
GT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
6yr old: *Pushes tampon plunger and ejects the tampon cotton and says* It has a string!
6yr old: why does it have a string?
GT: To be able to pull it out of you, put it in the trash, its not a toy.
6yr old: Well whats it used for?
GT: for when you get your period.
Me: *snickers, is amused by this conversation*
6yr old: well where does it go?
GT: in your vagina.
Then sudden on the phone I hear GT exclaim "DONT TWIRL IT AROUND!!!" and that my friends sends me rolling on the floor with laughter as I can only imagine the visual image of her daughter effortlessly and shamelessly swinging the cotton tampon around by the string. Notice this was not a used tampon, it was clean.
GT: Put that in the trash its been on your hands.
6yr old: *tries to put tampon back into plunger as her mother speaks with her about throwing it away*
GT: *sighs and comes back to the phone saying* I don't know where she gets all these from.
6yr old: *comes back into the room with yet another package of tampons.*
GT: *yelling* I'm not going to have any tampons left for my period! Put it back!*Sighs* my house is crazy.....
The End.......For now