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Offline LittleKittenTopic starter

Genie Wishes
« on: September 03, 2013, 12:24:04 PM »
You have one wish. What is it?
The person below you will have to turn that wish against you and show you it's dark side.

Offline Thorneblood

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2013, 01:48:09 PM »
I wish Little Kitten would turn into a Fifty Foot woman, then she would be called Big Kitten.

Offline LittleKittenTopic starter

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2013, 01:51:58 PM »
*snorts* As a 50ft woman I can't find clothes that fit. Enraged by this, I destroy New York City

I wish to be able to speak to animals
« Last Edit: September 03, 2013, 01:54:03 PM by LittleKitten »

Offline Thorneblood

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2013, 02:07:59 PM »
After a long conversation with different animals you learn that they talk in a manner similar to the average Twitter user.

I wish the sun was blue.

Offline GarthMarenghi

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2013, 09:53:14 AM »
The sun turns blue but so does every other object within the world, no different shades or tones just an ocean of the same colour blue leaving you completely blind.

I wish to control time.

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Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2013, 02:03:09 PM »
Granted, but every time you change it from its normal state, you lose the amount of time you changed it off your amount of time left.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Offline Kinyo

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2013, 02:07:35 PM »
Granted, but you have no control on what you shape you take or when the transformation will take place.

I with that i could learn another persons knowledge by just touching them

Offline GarthMarenghi

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2013, 02:14:57 PM »
Granted, but the knowledge you take replaces your memories and personality.

I wish I could turn invisible.

Offline Kinyo

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2013, 03:01:41 PM »
Granted, but when your visible white or visible light will burn your skin.


I wish that i could summon an army of imps to wreak havoc on the world.

Offline TeacupTwink

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2013, 04:11:44 PM »
Wish granted, but the army of imps enslave you.

I wish I had a harem of gorgeous men.

Offline GarthMarenghi

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 04:35:18 PM »
Granted, but they spend all their time staring into mirrors at their own reflections and are unable to look away.

I wish I had 4 arms.

Offline TeacupTwink

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2013, 05:50:51 PM »
Granted, you have four arms -- but no hands.

I wish I could shape-shift.

Offline Kinyo

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2013, 07:40:26 PM »
Granted, but you have no control on what you shape you take or when the transformation will take place.

I wish that i could be young forever.

Offline TeacupTwink

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2013, 08:11:53 PM »
Wish granted, you're young forever. However you're an infant who is unable to speak or walk.

I wish I was rich! Bring the money!

Offline Mizer

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2013, 08:20:41 PM »
Granted but the government takes 99% of your income in taxes.

I wish I had a soda.

Offline TeacupTwink

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2013, 08:22:15 PM »
Wish granted, but it's baking soda.

I wish I were approved lol

Offline Kinyo

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2013, 11:16:19 PM »
Granted, however there is no reply or post button on any page for you.

I wish that my boss was not an idiot.

Offline TeacupTwink

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2013, 11:54:22 PM »
Wish granted, but now your boss is an overly educated arrogant douche who cuts your pay to have more money for himself.

I wish I were famous.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2013, 12:30:47 AM »
You become the most famous person in the world. however you'll never find any privacy, and anyone you meet is a fameleech

I wish for a hug!

Offline GarthMarenghi

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2013, 03:06:33 AM »
A zombie hugs you before biting down into your brains.

I wish for free electricity.

Offline GlompNinja

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2013, 03:12:08 AM »
Wish granted, you are given an abundance of free electricity, but it all is directed at your body, killing you.

I wish for scotch.

Offline GarthMarenghi

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2013, 03:25:03 AM »
Wish granted, every drink or liquid you touch/hold instantly turns to scotch even whilst wearing gloves.

I wish for a cup of tea.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2013, 11:31:34 AM »
The genie grants you a cup of tea, however he neglects to tell you that it was brewed from a blend of the most poisonous plants that exist.

I wish that I am completely invincible to all damage. Physical, mental and emotional!

Offline annarose

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2013, 11:37:09 AM »
Granted. But you are the most boring person on the earth and everyone doesn't care about your powers. Totally ignored forever.

I wish I own the stars (in the sky)...

Offline Nexus1199

Re: Genie Wishes
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2013, 07:27:49 PM »
Granted, but you must spend the rest of eternity taking inventory of them.




I wish I had a platypus-bunny