Genie Wishes

[LittleKitten]

You have one wish. What is it?
The person below you will have to turn that wish against you and show you it's dark side.

[Thorneblood]

I wish Little Kitten would turn into a Fifty Foot woman, then she would be called Big Kitten.

[LittleKitten]

*snorts* As a 50ft woman I can't find clothes that fit. Enraged by this, I destroy New York City

I wish to be able to speak to animals

[Thorneblood]

After a long conversation with different animals you learn that they talk in a manner similar to the average Twitter user.

I wish the sun was blue.

[GarthMarenghi]

The sun turns blue but so does every other object within the world, no different shades or tones just an ocean of the same colour blue leaving you completely blind.

I wish to control time.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but every time you change it from its normal state, you lose the amount of time you changed it off your amount of time left.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Kinyo]

Granted, but you have no control on what you shape you take or when the transformation will take place.

I with that i could learn another persons knowledge by just touching them

[GarthMarenghi]

Granted, but the knowledge you take replaces your memories and personality.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[Kinyo]

Granted, but when your visible white or visible light will burn your skin.


I wish that i could summon an army of imps to wreak havoc on the world.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but the army of imps enslave you.

I wish I had a harem of gorgeous men.

[GarthMarenghi]

Granted, but they spend all their time staring into mirrors at their own reflections and are unable to look away.

I wish I had 4 arms.

[TeacupTwink]

Granted, you have four arms -- but no hands.

I wish I could shape-shift.

[Kinyo]

Granted, but you have no control on what you shape you take or when the transformation will take place.

I wish that i could be young forever.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, you're young forever. However you're an infant who is unable to speak or walk.

I wish I was rich! Bring the money!

[Evil Tim]

Granted but the government takes 99% of your income in taxes.

I wish I had a soda.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but it's baking soda.

I wish I were approved lol

[Kinyo]

Granted, however there is no reply or post button on any page for you.

I wish that my boss was not an idiot.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but now your boss is an overly educated arrogant douche who cuts your pay to have more money for himself.

I wish I were famous.

[Jclaymore]

You become the most famous person in the world. however you'll never find any privacy, and anyone you meet is a fameleech

I wish for a hug!

[GarthMarenghi]

A zombie hugs you before biting down into your brains.

I wish for free electricity.

[GlompNinja]

Wish granted, you are given an abundance of free electricity, but it all is directed at your body, killing you.

I wish for scotch.

[GarthMarenghi]

Wish granted, every drink or liquid you touch/hold instantly turns to scotch even whilst wearing gloves.

I wish for a cup of tea.

[Jclaymore]

The genie grants you a cup of tea, however he neglects to tell you that it was brewed from a blend of the most poisonous plants that exist.

I wish that I am completely invincible to all damage. Physical, mental and emotional!

[himawari]

Granted. But you are the most boring person on the earth and everyone doesn't care about your powers. Totally ignored forever.

I wish I own the stars (in the sky)...

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but you must spend the rest of eternity taking inventory of them.




I wish I had a platypus-bunny