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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 225923 times)

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Offline impishcharm

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27625 on: March 06, 2014, 07:49:45 PM »
Turns to Laz as she scratches under Frore's chin.

How could you not love a face like hers?

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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27626 on: March 06, 2014, 07:50:30 PM »
~Observes a Midori very carefully~

Hmmm...

I think you should turn around so I may make some more inquests, milady.

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Offline Divine Tenacity

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27627 on: March 06, 2014, 07:51:25 PM »
-Turns around very slowly-

Well?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27628 on: March 06, 2014, 07:57:18 PM »
-The priest inserts his fingers into his special extra sensitive holy oils, flicking some at the evil beast and the wicked imp who carries it about-  Back denizen of the third ring of hell.   I shall not let you come forth with your large eyes and insistent need for adoration.  Go back to the planes of evil that spawned you! 

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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27629 on: March 06, 2014, 07:59:24 PM »
Um...

Yes. Very good, milady. I think the shorts are... adequate.

~Excuses himself for some time out as he runs out towards the third ring of hell whose door has been left satisfactorily open for those who seek solace for personal pleasure times~

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27630 on: March 06, 2014, 08:01:33 PM »
I think someone is pitching a tent...-chuckles-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27631 on: March 06, 2014, 08:12:48 PM »
Men! She utters the word as if it were a curse rolling off her tongue and carries Frore away from the disturbed priest.

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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27632 on: March 06, 2014, 08:13:19 PM »
Produces a mallet.  Lemme me hammer that down for you.

-841.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27633 on: March 06, 2014, 08:16:51 PM »
Snuggles Imp then flings glitter on Laz. "Be nice you foul cretin. And if you can't be nice at least you'll be 'fabulously sparkly.'"

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27634 on: March 06, 2014, 08:17:22 PM »
-giggles-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27635 on: March 06, 2014, 08:18:24 PM »
I will be working on a post hopefully by Sunday or Monday. You've given me much to consider. Strokes around Frore's ears.

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Offline FroreQueen

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27636 on: March 06, 2014, 08:19:17 PM »
Purrs and nuzzles Imps hand, "No worries lovie. I look forward to it."

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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27637 on: March 06, 2014, 08:20:06 PM »
~Walks back in with a speakerphone as he announces over everyone~

Please keep your mallets away from pitch tents, hosiery, leather muffins, bespoke spikes, scrotum, anchovies, beef jerky and television antennas.

That will be all, thank you!

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Offline Peccavi

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27638 on: March 06, 2014, 08:20:35 PM »
Scrambles back in after her shower, clasping both of Midori's shoulders in her hands!

MIDORI! You missed the Priest and Derwaysh about to start playtime again!

-845!

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27639 on: March 06, 2014, 08:22:09 PM »
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Offline Ms Gavane

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27640 on: March 06, 2014, 08:23:56 PM »
*Isn't too sure about Priests spreading oil over people. Seems fishy.*

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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27641 on: March 06, 2014, 08:24:46 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27642 on: March 06, 2014, 08:24:55 PM »
WAIT! WHA???!

NOOOOOO! -falls to her knees, shaking her fists into the air-

DAMMIT! >.<

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Offline FroreQueen

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27643 on: March 06, 2014, 08:26:09 PM »
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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27644 on: March 06, 2014, 08:26:40 PM »
Awww... I like smashing erect things.  Fiiiine... Hangs a decoration on the tent spike, then.

-849.

Lady Midori, I could start playtime, if you wanted.  I might not be a priest, but I'm pretty good at making people mutter "Sweet Jesus."

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27645 on: March 06, 2014, 08:29:30 PM »
B-But... hot man on man action. 'Tis what my body needs! 'Tis what my body craves!

-wraps her arms around Sidhe's waist-

I guess we can play m'dear. -licks an earlobe- Long as you are willing...

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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27646 on: March 06, 2014, 08:31:31 PM »
Sidhe on ninja action?

Bloody hell...

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27647 on: March 06, 2014, 08:40:19 PM »
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Why is it that I suddenly feel so....well theres noo other word then Fabulous.

The glittering priest basks in the sunlight like a poorly realized vampire made for the adoration of prepubescent girls with no taste in literature

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27648 on: March 06, 2014, 08:41:08 PM »
Hooray!  I love playtime!  Wraps around Lady Midori.  I think Mr. Der has a little nosebleed.

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Offline Peccavi

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27649 on: March 06, 2014, 08:41:28 PM »
Sits down on the couch facing Midori and Daoine whilst eating something other than popcorn because she hates popcorn.

O_O

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