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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27525 on: March 05, 2014, 11:29:29 PM »
Shouldn't that be -800?  Whomps Miss Imp with a pillow.  I fight dirty with pillows.  Not with dirty pillows, mind you.  Pillows should always be clean.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27526 on: March 05, 2014, 11:40:37 PM »
Dodges the pillows to drop a number and then shrugs and Joins in the fight
-801

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27527 on: March 05, 2014, 11:42:17 PM »
-The priest arrives, his hair up in curlers as he wears a frilly yellow night dress emblazoned with the name tag "Priestess"  and titters as (s)he brutalizes the ladies with a pillow, putting up a number as (s)he goes

=800

Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27528 on: March 05, 2014, 11:51:37 PM »
-801

-The priest arrives, his hair up in curlers as he wears a frilly yellow night dress emblazoned with the name tag "Priestess"  and titters as (s)he brutalizes the ladies with a pillow, putting up a number as (s)he goes

=800

W.T.F...

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27529 on: March 05, 2014, 11:52:52 PM »
Tosses the pillow aside, deciding to simply pounce Daoine instead.

I just fight dirty...  >:)

-802

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27530 on: March 05, 2014, 11:57:54 PM »
-seeing Lazaria's guard had been dropped, the priestess wanders over and smacks her in the face full on with the pillow, and when she falls (s)he perches over her and beats her mercilessly  with overhand strokes.  The fact that he placed a brick in the pillow case should alarm no one as he has a friendly lesson to teach her for the times she has taken over the bedroom store...all in good fun...all in GOOD FUN...even as she is mashed into a pool of goop.  "Weeeeeeee"

-801

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27531 on: March 06, 2014, 12:01:48 AM »
._.  So much violence in here tonight.  Rescues Miss Lazaria from certain goopification.  Is then pounced into the ... "priestess," tumbling over "her" and flipping up "her" skirt to show off "her" [lack of] feminine articles.   :o  S/he's not a s/he!

-802.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 12:07:47 AM by Daoine Sidhe »

Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27532 on: March 06, 2014, 12:03:39 AM »
-803

No sooner had the priest(ess) mounted her and started beating away with a pillow full of bricks, Lazaria with one final gasp, grabbed him her into a stranglehold and managed to put it against the ground as it writhed under her, trying to grasp for air. Much thanks to a beautiful Daoine Sidhe who she will mucho-thanko later.

N-night... night!

She laughs crazily whilst imbued in blood and glory, putting a restless man woman of god(dess) to sleep before activating 'second life' and resetting everything back to normal for herself.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27533 on: March 06, 2014, 12:09:10 AM »
too dead to post a number.  O:) time.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27534 on: March 06, 2014, 12:10:23 AM »
-804 (?)

Isnt at all terribly sure what in the world happened here, but is strangely displeased she missed such a lively show. Dramatically sighs and sips at her tea, always late to the party it seems.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27535 on: March 06, 2014, 12:12:18 AM »
-805.  Mops up the priest's body.

Always a mess in here...

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27536 on: March 06, 2014, 12:15:32 AM »
Frore! My friend, my love, the beauty to my beast, Clings.  ;D

-806


Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27537 on: March 06, 2014, 12:20:26 AM »
~Embodies the second coming of Jesus. Breathes new life into the priest.~

Rise, my son.

In the name of Jehovah we must wage proper war.

~Reveals Jesus's Death Ray~

Time to show Ezekiel how the Genesis is done.

-805

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27538 on: March 06, 2014, 12:22:40 AM »
-806.  Meow.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27539 on: March 06, 2014, 12:26:26 AM »
-And Lazarus did arise from his place upon the ground, restored by Jesus H Derwaysh.  And the priest was wroth.  And so the locusts descended on the women, the frogs did rain from the sky, a drought hit them in their naughty bits and the rivers turned to blood.  A great flood was called down to wash them away from this thread, leaving only the two men left to repopulate it with posative numbers.

-805

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27540 on: March 06, 2014, 12:30:59 AM »
Come here, my child... we must populate this thread betwixt ourselves. By the grace of the god we shalt forth begin by cutting off the tip of our penises. And then thou shalt conceive. For if Mary can bear fruit unchaste, so may a Lazarus.

So let it be written, so let it be done. Amen. Jesus H. Derwaysh signing out.

-804

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27541 on: March 06, 2014, 12:34:11 AM »
...Dafaq?  :o

-805

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27542 on: March 06, 2014, 12:41:18 AM »
Now I'm frightened. -Clings to Impy.-

-806

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27543 on: March 06, 2014, 12:52:11 AM »
*ahem*  Well.  That... was odd.

-807.  (Where're those positive numbers?)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27544 on: March 06, 2014, 12:53:26 AM »
In their dreams.  ::)

Nibbles Frore.

-808

Offline PixelDust

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27545 on: March 06, 2014, 12:59:18 AM »
-809

Eleven, twelve, into someone I'd like to delve.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27546 on: March 06, 2014, 01:01:37 AM »
-810.  Thirteen, fourteen... I wonder who that could bee... n.  >_>

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27547 on: March 06, 2014, 01:03:25 AM »
Aw, wasn't my intention to frighten a pretty Frore.

It's the priest, his lust for man-meat knows no bounds.

-809

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27548 on: March 06, 2014, 01:06:38 AM »
Purrs at the 'Pretty' part, practically ignoring the rest. Uses Imp as a pillow. What an odd night indeed.

-810

Offline PixelDust

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27549 on: March 06, 2014, 01:20:04 AM »
-811

Fifteen, sixteen, her legs I'd like to be between.