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Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27475 on: March 05, 2014, 08:03:00 PM »
Yeah? Well... Uh. Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries. /EndMontyPythonQuotes

Offline Goddess of Night

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27476 on: March 05, 2014, 08:13:22 PM »
Oh I love channing tatum

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27477 on: March 05, 2014, 08:16:48 PM »
I say! Dare I say, you say my mother smells of rodents?!

A duel I call, and a duel there shall be!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27478 on: March 05, 2014, 08:18:41 PM »
Oh lord... attack of the geeks :D

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Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27479 on: March 05, 2014, 08:26:24 PM »
Nevermind Channing, that suit is delightful.

Nay, nay! Your mother IS a rodent!

You dare challenge I to a duel?! Tut tut, a fool! Come then, En Garde!

Oh lord... attack of the geeks :D

I like it when you talk nerdy.

Also, -780.
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27480 on: March 05, 2014, 08:28:51 PM »
Channing Tatum + gimp suit= instant sploosh

As for you, Ace! -brandishes fencing foil-

Have at it, knave! Huzzah!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27481 on: March 05, 2014, 08:30:38 PM »
Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
[A guard sniggers]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[More sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
[Sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[Both guards snigger]
Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

Yea that's about as nerdy as I get...

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Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27482 on: March 05, 2014, 08:36:37 PM »
Oh, Monty Python. You'll turn my software into hardware, if you catch my drift.

King Arthur: 'What does it say?'
Maynard: 'It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.'
King Arthur: 'What?'
Maynard: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh.'
Bedevere: 'What is that?'
Maynard: 'He must have died while carving it.


-Draws a trusty wiffle bat, waving it about wildly-

Be you daft, peasant? Bow to me plebian, or you shall face the wrath of my wiffle!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27483 on: March 05, 2014, 08:40:31 PM »
Waiter to Mr Creosote: 'Finally, monsieur a wafer-thin mint.'

That's about all the Python I know!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27484 on: March 05, 2014, 08:41:41 PM »
We are the knights that go NI... Bring us a shrubbery!

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Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27485 on: March 05, 2014, 08:46:24 PM »
It's okay, Sadi... I can forgive you. This time. You're lucky you're a ninja. At least if I remember correctly. I hope you're the ninja-woman or else this would be embarrassing.

'Tis only a flesh wound! I'll gnaw your ankles!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27486 on: March 05, 2014, 08:48:51 PM »
Damn right I'm a ninja, wah-tah! -kung fu chop!-

Oh no, ankle biter! -throws ninja stars-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27487 on: March 05, 2014, 08:53:39 PM »
Chuckles Oh this is just getting bad

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Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27488 on: March 05, 2014, 08:58:37 PM »
-gasps- And to think Ninja's had honor. -Wiffles Sadi-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27489 on: March 05, 2014, 09:00:34 PM »
This thread has gotten out of hand!

-Spanks an Ace, shoving him into a hole after-

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27490 on: March 05, 2014, 09:01:53 PM »
Starts to hum wild horses, and dances around in her bathrobe. At least doesn't have to tuck away any lower equipment so not as creepy

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27491 on: March 05, 2014, 09:04:43 PM »
-Looks at Sadi spank a cardboard cut-out of Ace and throw it into a hole-

Foiled again, eh? How dare you compare me to Catherine Martin.

-Hog ties Sadi with duct tape- Smells like...

Victory.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27492 on: March 05, 2014, 09:06:55 PM »
-uses ninja technique 5687 of 10,000: contortionist style. breaks free of bindings-

You were saying? -holds up a pair of cuffs and a water hose-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27493 on: March 05, 2014, 09:08:58 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27494 on: March 05, 2014, 09:11:14 PM »
-Uses portals to disappear, and reappear on top of Sadi's shoulders, waving a cowboy hat-

HI-HO, SILVER!

Cryptic! Halp! I need rope, a ball-gag and a brand!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27495 on: March 05, 2014, 09:12:51 PM »
Thelma will never help you!

-bucks like a...bucking bronco?-

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Offline Crimzon Dragon

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27496 on: March 05, 2014, 09:13:10 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27497 on: March 05, 2014, 09:13:53 PM »
You're on your own bub.. I love my louise. Night lovies!!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27498 on: March 05, 2014, 09:15:00 PM »
-blows a kiss at her Thelma before stomping Ace into a pile of mulch-

Neigh, mother<beep>er! Neigh!
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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27499 on: March 05, 2014, 09:22:36 PM »
-787.  Sidesteps the mush-pile that once was Ace.