Oh, Monty Python. You'll turn my software into hardware, if you catch my drift.
King Arthur: 'What does it say?'
Maynard: 'It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.'
King Arthur: 'What?'
Maynard: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh.'
Bedevere: 'What is that?'
Maynard: 'He must have died while carving it.
-Draws a trusty wiffle bat, waving it about wildly-
Be you daft, peasant? Bow to me plebian, or you shall face the wrath of my wiffle!