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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 226161 times)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27125 on: March 03, 2014, 12:23:16 AM »
Expect not to get your way today, Ser Der!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27126 on: March 03, 2014, 12:32:28 AM »
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You are but one man among so many women Derwaysh... surrender now and perhaps I'll have mercy upon your body..

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27127 on: March 03, 2014, 12:35:26 AM »
By the power vested in by the state of Midori's shorts, I hereby vow that I shall win this match for men... or perish trying.

You will have mercy, milady Cryptic? Pray tell what some of this mercy entails.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27128 on: March 03, 2014, 12:42:56 AM »
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Heh, my shorts are pretty short!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27129 on: March 03, 2014, 12:44:03 AM »
Goodmorning all!  :-*

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27130 on: March 03, 2014, 12:44:40 AM »
Tying you down and letting midori have her wicked ways with you involving a lollypop, chocolate syrup, riding crops and bananas...

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WOLF!!! ::Pounce Glomps!::

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27131 on: March 03, 2014, 12:47:11 AM »
Oh my. I love being the instrument of mercy!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27132 on: March 03, 2014, 12:48:15 AM »
Please tell me the priest's tetsubo would be involved as well?! Oh please let there be a tetsubo...

Good morning, milady Wolf. I hope you had a splendid night's rest! : )

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27133 on: March 03, 2014, 12:53:47 AM »
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Did I hear 'chocolate' some where in there?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27134 on: March 03, 2014, 12:54:58 AM »
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Yes, lovely rest... Ehrm, did you say lollipop? Can I haz one? :D
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Lookin' good with all that chocolate on you Midori!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27135 on: March 03, 2014, 12:55:26 AM »
If the priest lets me borrow it, then I will fulfill all that you wish Ser Der!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27136 on: March 03, 2014, 12:57:14 AM »
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La la la..

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27137 on: March 03, 2014, 12:58:06 AM »
But what if tables were turned, milady Midori? Why, I would swear by the fabric of your 'tiny shorts' things may get a bit rough for you.

Please share more of your lovely song, milady JennyFive.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27138 on: March 03, 2014, 12:58:34 AM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27139 on: March 03, 2014, 12:59:13 AM »
-Raises eyebrow- I like it rough, thought you knew?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27140 on: March 03, 2014, 12:59:33 AM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27141 on: March 03, 2014, 01:01:06 AM »
Tetsubo-rough, milady Midori?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27142 on: March 03, 2014, 01:01:47 AM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27143 on: March 03, 2014, 01:02:53 AM »
Thats kinda too rough, Ser Der!

Everything minus the tetsubo.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27144 on: March 03, 2014, 01:06:29 AM »
Sold!

~Throws the priest's tetsubo's so it plops and hits him on the head before scooping up a Midori for happy, rough, 'lollipop' PG-13 times.~

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27145 on: March 03, 2014, 01:08:17 AM »
::chuckles:: Oh my...

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27146 on: March 03, 2014, 01:09:39 AM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27147 on: March 03, 2014, 01:15:32 AM »
MOTHER-EXPLETIVE-DELLLLLEETED!

Phew, that was... that was... god.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27148 on: March 03, 2014, 01:16:10 AM »
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::munching on popcorn and watching::

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #27149 on: March 03, 2014, 01:18:38 AM »
-Gives herself a pat on the back, tiptoes and gives the Ser Der a smooch on the cheek-

That was fun! Let's do it again!

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