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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 225021 times)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25700 on: February 23, 2014, 09:48:36 PM »
Recipe for good times

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25701 on: February 23, 2014, 09:56:39 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25702 on: February 23, 2014, 10:00:54 PM »
Also needs to pull Midori over for a quick hug, he might bare some responsibility for bad tidings, given he knocked her up with his never to be acknowledged ninja-priest love child last night.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25703 on: February 23, 2014, 10:02:40 PM »
Also needs to pull Midori over for a quick hug, he might bare some responsibility for bad tidings, given he knocked her up with his never to be acknowledged ninja-priest love child last night.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25704 on: February 23, 2014, 10:03:37 PM »
-Accepts the hug, but will take the priest on Maury to prove he is the father of their bastard child.-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25705 on: February 23, 2014, 10:06:53 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25706 on: February 23, 2014, 10:07:44 PM »
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Next on Mauri

Father, you fathered my baby.   

On the baby daddies of the cloth edition.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25707 on: February 23, 2014, 10:09:15 PM »
Cracking up Must see that

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25708 on: February 23, 2014, 10:10:31 PM »
Tsk tsk. You are the father Priest

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25709 on: February 23, 2014, 10:12:02 PM »
There was a lot of smoke at the time, it could have been anyone who was there.  Even...You Mistress E.  Even you.

Next time on Mauri.  "My mistress got me pregnant and I don't even understand how!?"

On the special, girl on girl producing boy or girl sex episode.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25710 on: February 23, 2014, 10:12:23 PM »
-coughs and puts on an angry black woman's voice-

I'M A THOUSAND AND ONE PER-CENT SURE HE MY BABY DADDY!!!

-loses about as much braincells-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25711 on: February 23, 2014, 10:13:19 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25712 on: February 23, 2014, 10:13:32 PM »
I highly doubt that. Seeing as how I lack the equipment.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25713 on: February 23, 2014, 10:13:55 PM »
Wonders if the number is Midori's braincells after that episode!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25714 on: February 23, 2014, 10:14:51 PM »
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-sighs-

I feel a lot stupider, like my I.Q. dropped. >.>


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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25715 on: February 23, 2014, 10:15:11 PM »
That turkey baster had to be on your person for a reason Mistress E!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25716 on: February 23, 2014, 10:16:52 PM »
I was basting a darn turkey!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25717 on: February 23, 2014, 10:17:18 PM »
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Sitting with a bag of popcorn watching

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25718 on: February 23, 2014, 10:18:08 PM »
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-steals some of Thelma's popcorn-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25719 on: February 23, 2014, 10:18:19 PM »
I was basting a darn turkey!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25720 on: February 23, 2014, 10:20:36 PM »
*pulls out turkey tamales* I really was making a turkey

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #25724 on: February 23, 2014, 10:23:18 PM »
*pulls out turkey tamales* I really was making a turkey

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Oh I *know* you were.  Do you think she'll still stick with that name if it turns out to be a girl? 9 months from now is about thanksgiving is it not?  Maybe it will be a seasonal name that will catch on.

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