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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 224710 times)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2550 on: September 16, 2013, 12:25:08 PM »
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o.o -is paraded around on Hark's shoulder with Aria?-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2551 on: September 16, 2013, 12:26:16 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2552 on: September 16, 2013, 12:27:46 PM »
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You aren't two people LordHarketh. Stop counting yourself twice. I mean, you may be able to take both of us, but you're still one man for the sake of the game.

Dang it XD
My cat distracted me XD
I knew he was a traitor >.>


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o.o -is paraded around on Hark's shoulder with Aria?-

Now i have stolen you both Mahahahahaha!
*sets them down on thrones on the men's side*
You can never go back now  >:)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2553 on: September 16, 2013, 12:29:17 PM »
Might be on the men's side, but I'm still counting for the women...

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2554 on: September 16, 2013, 12:29:59 PM »
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look. thank you for counting as a woman before for my sake. . . but i'm going to be a bitch and not return the favor. Love you~

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2555 on: September 16, 2013, 12:30:59 PM »
*his ugly sticky alien fingers hold firm to Harketh...and he is stuck to his leg, riding along and following them as they parade around...his ugly little face peering up at his mommy...momma Harketh*

Motherrrrr...*smiles enjoying the ride*...weeeeeeee

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2556 on: September 16, 2013, 12:32:29 PM »
Look, Harketh! Your spawn! -points to the ET on his leg- Aww... He's so cute.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2557 on: September 16, 2013, 12:33:57 PM »
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daww, you're a mommy harketh! that's so cute ^.^

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2558 on: September 16, 2013, 12:34:11 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2559 on: September 16, 2013, 12:34:35 PM »
When were you gonna tell us you had a kid, Hark?

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Offline Aria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2560 on: September 16, 2013, 12:36:10 PM »
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I know! all the things we've shared and you never mentioned it, darling :J

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2561 on: September 16, 2013, 12:39:06 PM »
*pokes Momma Harketh in the bottom with his long disgusting glowing fingertip*
Oooouch?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2562 on: September 16, 2013, 12:40:02 PM »
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Harketh, I think this is successfully distracting the ladies!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2563 on: September 16, 2013, 12:40:50 PM »
I even checked back to see if it was...  :-[

Lies and slander!

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Offline Aria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2564 on: September 16, 2013, 12:42:13 PM »
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We're not distracted, dears, we're WINNING! lol

Offline Falstaff

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2565 on: September 16, 2013, 12:42:50 PM »
*Uses momma Harketh's phone to call another universe*

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Offline GildedMetaphor

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2566 on: September 16, 2013, 12:44:31 PM »
Perhaps no one has missed a number yet...but you will.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2567 on: September 16, 2013, 12:45:21 PM »
-Somewhere out there, in another universe, the phone rings, and a secretary with the same long, glowing fingers picks up- We've been waiting for you. Attack imminent? 

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2568 on: September 16, 2013, 12:45:47 PM »
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lol. I made harketh and teacup miss a number. And i made harkath betray you. I'd say i'm the master of distraction here :p

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2569 on: September 16, 2013, 12:49:08 PM »
*twirls the phone cord with his long glowing finger and then forgets to hang up, sending momma Harketh an astronomical phone bill*

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2570 on: September 16, 2013, 12:51:25 PM »
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Offline GildedMetaphor

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2571 on: September 16, 2013, 12:51:48 PM »
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lol. I made harketh and teacup miss a number. And i made harkath betray you. I'd say i'm the master of distraction here :p

*shakes fist* This isn't over ;)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2572 on: September 16, 2013, 12:52:59 PM »
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no it isn't. But when it is over?


The girls will win. ^.^

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2573 on: September 16, 2013, 12:53:18 PM »
I think Harketh was scared away by his own child.. How sad..

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #2574 on: September 16, 2013, 12:56:05 PM »
You think this has an end? After everything you've seen so far? If you think this has an ending...you haven't been paying attention.

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