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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 226237 times)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24925 on: February 22, 2014, 05:09:26 PM »
How you all doing? Goes to curl up with her Pillow. :)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24926 on: February 22, 2014, 05:14:15 PM »
~Makes himself extra comfortable for the squeaky-clean, freshly showered Cryptic~

Pretty good, milady. How's the Saturday treating you?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24927 on: February 22, 2014, 05:15:08 PM »
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Not too bad here. :)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24928 on: February 22, 2014, 05:16:03 PM »
-Wanders in, rubbing the last traces of sleep from her eyes. Peeks at the number-

You gentlemen work fast, huh?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24929 on: February 22, 2014, 05:17:34 PM »
Go bad to sleep, oh sexy and savage Kunoichi. Let us work extra hard!

~Wakes her boyfriend up so he can steal her away for 'distractions'~

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24930 on: February 22, 2014, 05:19:02 PM »
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I got my rear kicked by my students today in classes, two days sick really messed me up off my game. Oh well.

Snuggling more into her sexy pillow before placing a kiss to his cheek. Hopefully tomorrow will yield up better results.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24931 on: February 22, 2014, 05:21:13 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24932 on: February 22, 2014, 05:23:46 PM »
No Derwaysh! Not to menton my cute lil' Suzie is at the laundromat, doing laundry...

...He's such a good little house wife.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24933 on: February 22, 2014, 05:24:34 PM »
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I want a housewife! Will you be my housewife? Batting eyes up at Derwaysh.

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24934 on: February 22, 2014, 05:26:10 PM »
~Wraps his arms protectively around the beautiful lady, nibbling on one ear~ I wish you the best of health, milady. Show them bozos who's the bosslady around in these parts.

Oh woe is me, milady Midori. Never would I underestimate a beautiful and deadly person such as yourself again!

Would I get to witness sexy bellydance performances and keep your bed warm, milady Cryptic? Then you have a deal!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24935 on: February 22, 2014, 05:29:17 PM »
Whimpers and melts against him at the nibble to her ear. Wicked boy.. Chuckles lightly and winks up at him. Of course you would dear. When shall I expect you to do my laundry and cook dinner?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24936 on: February 22, 2014, 05:31:12 PM »
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Thelma... you're a belly dancer?

-kowtows in front of Cryptic- Please teach a ninja!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24937 on: February 22, 2014, 05:32:12 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24938 on: February 22, 2014, 05:33:58 PM »
~Scoops the melting lady, letting those deft fingers simply brush at her sides~ Why when the kids are home and you're not busy sexing me up, milady. : )

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24939 on: February 22, 2014, 05:35:13 PM »
I'd love to, but it's amazingly hard to write out the movements Chuckles and waves at the Priest. Ho there Silver tongued devil! -405

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24940 on: February 22, 2014, 05:38:32 PM »
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I had something for this... I forget now. :P

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24941 on: February 22, 2014, 05:39:21 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24942 on: February 22, 2014, 05:43:31 PM »
All this squirming does not bode well for me, milady... especially in this here thread. ~Chuckles and ruffles her hair~ This couldn't possibly be a plot to deter me from posting for my gender's cause?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24943 on: February 22, 2014, 05:44:54 PM »
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Possibly. Thelma has many tricks up her sleeve, good sir.

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« Reply #24944 on: February 22, 2014, 05:45:15 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24945 on: February 22, 2014, 05:46:19 PM »
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Bats her eyes innocently up at him Would I ever do anything like that.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24946 on: February 22, 2014, 05:46:56 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24948 on: February 22, 2014, 05:48:41 PM »
So tenacious and beautiful, the lot of you... we never had a chance, milady Midori.

~Steals a Cryptic kiss, thoroughly smitten~ No, darling... of course not.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #24949 on: February 22, 2014, 05:49:45 PM »
I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Oops, wrong movie reference.

As you say Derwaysh, you never had the chance.

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