~Wraps his arms protectively around the beautiful lady, nibbling on one ear~ I wish you the best of health, milady. Show them bozos who's the bosslady around in these parts.
Oh woe is me, milady Midori. Never would I underestimate a beautiful and deadly person such as yourself again!
Would I get to witness sexy bellydance performances and keep your bed warm, milady Cryptic? Then you have a deal!