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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 224826 times)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21725 on: February 16, 2014, 02:19:38 AM »
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You should have made absolutely sure the room was clear before baring all, priest. -fans herself-

I for one, appreciated the view. How about you Wolf?

Derwaysh, anything involving the phrase 'deadly lady ninja' should be avoided, I think. -kung fu chop!-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21726 on: February 16, 2014, 02:20:13 AM »
*Blows Derwaysh a kiss* :-*

Now hold on mr. Pantless... I do remember you letting me leave your store in full glory because "someone" had ravished me and turned my clothes to confetti. Do you recall any of that?
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21727 on: February 16, 2014, 02:21:33 AM »
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Watches the priest and relishes in the fact that he has no pants.

Maybe if you kept them on you wouldn't have had them stolen.  O:)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21728 on: February 16, 2014, 02:22:48 AM »
It...looked empty at the time?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21729 on: February 16, 2014, 02:24:39 AM »
I do not know what's more worrisome, lady Midori. Your ninja or kung-fu skills. ~Rubs where she chopped him.~

~Catches a Shewolf kiss and treasures it~ Kindness, m'lady Shewolf, gets you everywhere.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21730 on: February 16, 2014, 02:30:34 AM »
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I can kiss it and make it feel better? -tries for innocent-


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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21731 on: February 16, 2014, 02:45:25 AM »
~Catches a Shewolf kiss and treasures it~ Kindness, m'lady Shewolf, gets you everywhere.
Oh I can be very kind, in lots of different places. ;)
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21732 on: February 16, 2014, 02:49:10 AM »
Should I trust you, m'lady Midori? My sensible-practical side begs me to be cautious...

Very kind, Lady Shewolf? I will definitely keep that in mind after all kindness must be appreciated. ~chuckles~

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21733 on: February 16, 2014, 02:56:27 AM »
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-Pulls Derwaysh into a dark corner and makes it all better-

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21734 on: February 16, 2014, 03:40:03 AM »
Very kind, Lady Shewolf? I will definitely keep that in mind after all kindness must be appreciated. ~chuckles~
*Briefly glances in the direction of the dark corner and chuckles*
Indeed it does.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21735 on: February 16, 2014, 05:21:21 AM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21736 on: February 16, 2014, 05:35:00 AM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21737 on: February 16, 2014, 05:36:59 AM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21739 on: February 16, 2014, 07:57:40 AM »
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takes the time to get his clothing back to re-dress himself

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21740 on: February 16, 2014, 08:24:16 AM »
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Snatches the priest's clothes and puts them to flame.

Sorry, pet, but you need to earn the right to wear clothes again.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21741 on: February 16, 2014, 08:39:05 AM »
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-yawns and gets up from her seat.-

Time for bed, thanks for the strip show, priest. :)

Good night, all!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21742 on: February 16, 2014, 08:41:01 AM »
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Snatches the priest's clothes and puts them to flame.

Sorry, pet, but you need to earn the right to wear clothes again.

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Well wait...see...the right to wear clothes doesn't really help if you burn them now does it?

You have anything that might fit me?

Night Midori, your...welcome I guess.  Awkward situation though this is.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21743 on: February 16, 2014, 08:44:47 AM »
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Unless you want to wear this.

Holds up a a tiny piece of lace with her finger.

I bet you'd look great in a thong.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21745 on: February 16, 2014, 08:55:36 AM »
*Wolf watches with interest...* >:)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21746 on: February 16, 2014, 09:01:22 AM »
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Really..with the whistling even? 

Shame on you ladies, shame on you for making he stand here, folding it in to try to appear decent and then offering me next to nothing underwear.  I am not just a piece of meat.  I'm a person.  a very naked cold person.  ...not its not just an excuse...it really is cold and...STOP JUDGING ME.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21747 on: February 16, 2014, 09:09:08 AM »
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I was only trying to help.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21748 on: February 16, 2014, 09:13:33 AM »
*Coughs and believes BLazzie should adjust his avatar to his "situation"...*  ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21749 on: February 16, 2014, 09:34:00 AM »
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Does not keep naked priest photos around for these occasions.  Alas!