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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 224840 times)

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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21675 on: February 15, 2014, 07:25:13 PM »
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You were right all along, Derwaysh... this is no ordinary corner. 'Tis my super bunker where I keep MechaLazaria! ~Puts on the mecha suit and takes over the Bedroom store once more~

~Snuggles with the gorgeous SheWolf~ We be kick arse, missy! ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21676 on: February 15, 2014, 07:27:33 PM »
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Aw, careful with that silver tongue of yours Derwaysh.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21677 on: February 15, 2014, 07:28:25 PM »
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I should just give up now...shouldn't I?

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21678 on: February 15, 2014, 07:29:36 PM »
I will try to keep that in mind, m'lady CrypticSayings. : )

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21679 on: February 15, 2014, 07:30:56 PM »
*Glares at any arse that needs kicking*

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21680 on: February 15, 2014, 07:32:22 PM »
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Bobs and weaves as he sees that look in Shewolf's eye, charging in with a battle cry, time to test out all those combat skills he learned in seminary school.

Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21681 on: February 15, 2014, 07:34:23 PM »
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Indeed, Mr. Lazarus. Now if you'll excuse me I'll greet our staff once more after your useless three-minute long mutiny.

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21682 on: February 15, 2014, 07:36:37 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21683 on: February 15, 2014, 07:38:21 PM »
::Watches the priest get his rear kicked.::

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Be sure you do, wouldn't want anyone to kidnap you.  >:)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21684 on: February 15, 2014, 07:38:37 PM »
Bobs and weaves as he sees that look in Shewolf's eye, charging in with a battle cry, time to test out all those combat skills he learned in seminary school.
*Shewolf takes a step to the side while he crashes into the wall... posting the next number*

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Indeed, Mr. Lazarus. Now if you'll excuse me I'll greet our staff once more after your useless three-minute long mutiny.
  ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21685 on: February 15, 2014, 07:41:59 PM »
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*finds himself slightly lacking in the close combat field.  Also his face seems oddly flater.  Turns around and blasts her with holy water....so she will...be holier....wait wait..once again he accomplishes little.  Maybe he could give her a really nasty papercut with his pocket bible...that would work best.


Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21686 on: February 15, 2014, 07:43:10 PM »
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Kidnapping you say, m'lady CrypticSayings. My, I highly doubt anybody would cover my ransom. Will you be kind and sweet at the very least if said kidnapping was carried out?

Offline Lazaria

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« Reply #21687 on: February 15, 2014, 07:43:25 PM »
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"Everything 85% off in the bedroom store! New 'reclaim-store' sale!" ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21688 on: February 15, 2014, 07:46:25 PM »
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Purchases the store at 85% off, what a bargain!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21689 on: February 15, 2014, 07:51:10 PM »
*finds himself slightly lacking in the close combat field.  Also his face seems oddly flater.  Turns around and blasts her with holy water....so she will...be holier....wait wait..once again he accomplishes little.  Maybe he could give her a really nasty papercut with his pocket bible...that would work best.
(LMAO)

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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21690 on: February 15, 2014, 07:53:46 PM »
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Readies another invasion now that she's lost the store in a 85% off sale.

What can I say? I love mounting invasions. ::)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21691 on: February 15, 2014, 07:58:31 PM »
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Despite the fact that for a moment Lazaria switched genders, I will correct this.  Benevolent is the priest who owns the bedroom store.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21692 on: February 15, 2014, 08:04:48 PM »
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But he who performs poor customer service will be punished!

Offline Lazaria

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« Reply #21693 on: February 15, 2014, 08:08:11 PM »
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Apparently too many invasions are bad for you. No more mounting for me! :o ;D

Offline Peccavi

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« Reply #21694 on: February 15, 2014, 08:13:56 PM »
Sneaks in, looping her arms around Lazaria, she dips the lovely lady backwards to steal a kiss before setting her right and running away!

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Offline Derwaysh

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« Reply #21697 on: February 15, 2014, 08:21:05 PM »
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« Reply #21698 on: February 15, 2014, 08:21:39 PM »
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Offline Lazaria

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« Reply #21699 on: February 15, 2014, 08:22:54 PM »
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Is kissed by the gorgeous Pec before she even had the chance to give up on war!

My faith's rekindled! I'm the lady of Peccavi now. More attacks on the Bedroom store! ;D