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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21650 on: February 15, 2014, 06:36:24 PM »
~Finds himself displaced~

That's not very nice, m'lady Lazaria. >_>

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21651 on: February 15, 2014, 06:38:12 PM »
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Oops!

Giggles and trips him.

Lady power supreme! ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21652 on: February 15, 2014, 06:39:00 PM »
Lazaria is to class what I am to celibacy I think

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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21653 on: February 15, 2014, 06:40:24 PM »
It'd be one thing if that was deterring me, m'lady. Apparently I'm too thick skinned!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21654 on: February 15, 2014, 06:41:17 PM »
Well we'll see if this works ::Ties him up and gags::

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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21655 on: February 15, 2014, 06:43:48 PM »
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Lazaria is class like I am celibacy

Corrected. ;D

Tries to discover Derwaysh's soft points through that thick skin.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21656 on: February 15, 2014, 06:45:57 PM »
-37 even after I gave you the bedroom store.  Your still such a jerk.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21657 on: February 15, 2014, 06:48:01 PM »
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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21658 on: February 15, 2014, 06:49:14 PM »
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Aw am I too mean to Mr. Lazarus?

What would suffice as recompense then? ;D

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21659 on: February 15, 2014, 06:50:39 PM »
M'lady CrypticSayings, I do respond to 'asking kindly' equally well... you don't have tie me up. ;D

No soft spots here, Lady Laz. Tin metal through and through!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21660 on: February 15, 2014, 06:52:13 PM »
*Comes bearing gifts...*
Here's your spleen back sir... found it in my E-box... apparently I need to do some early spring-cleaning... it's a bloody mess...

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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21661 on: February 15, 2014, 06:53:57 PM »
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Be a darling and knock some of these dongles out, Shewolf. ;D

And tin metal can be pierced with relative ease, Derwaysh. >.> 

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21662 on: February 15, 2014, 06:56:02 PM »
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Aw am I too mean to Mr. Lazarus?

What would suffice as recompense then? ;D

A change at plucking your strings....wait...was that a euphemism?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21663 on: February 15, 2014, 07:02:41 PM »
Be a darling and knock some of these dongles out, Shewolf. ;D
I can't darling, I just took my gloves off in the other thread... but there doesn't seem to be much action going on there anyway... might as well put them back on again.  :P

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Offline La Vida en su Muerte

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21664 on: February 15, 2014, 07:04:19 PM »
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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21665 on: February 15, 2014, 07:05:12 PM »
My strings aren't a confessional, priest. Keep your sodden hands to yourself and come up with another suggestion. ;D

Might as well! ~Huggles the pretty wolf~

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21666 on: February 15, 2014, 07:06:24 PM »
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Aw, but you looked so cute all tied up.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21667 on: February 15, 2014, 07:07:01 PM »
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Now that I'm packing spleen again I'm ready for action'

Lazara, you can make it up to me by pinching the backside of the next three posters.

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21668 on: February 15, 2014, 07:11:52 PM »
But why would you want to pierce tin metal, lady Lazaria? No honour in it.

I'll have you know, Lady CrypticSayings that mystic recluses are many thing. Cute is not one of them. ~laughs~

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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21669 on: February 15, 2014, 07:17:04 PM »
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...And that shall equate recompense? All right! Pinches the next three posters aplenty. ;D

You're right, Derwaysh... I have brought shame and dishonour to the Lazarian clan. I'll just be in me corner... :-[

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21670 on: February 15, 2014, 07:17:34 PM »
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Okay, handsome beyond words, that work better? :-*

Offline Derwaysh

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« Reply #21671 on: February 15, 2014, 07:20:30 PM »
I still wonder if we're privvy to all the information of your 'corner', m'lady Lazaria... >_>

Lovely words from a lovely lady, you're too kind Lady CrypticSayings.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21672 on: February 15, 2014, 07:20:48 PM »
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And so, the Lazaria clan was vanquished from these lands, leaving clan Lazarus to once more take up the mantle of Bedroom Kings.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21673 on: February 15, 2014, 07:21:06 PM »
*Snuggles with Lazzy and pinches her a few times too... cause you are just so yummy.*  ;)
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21674 on: February 15, 2014, 07:22:43 PM »
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