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Author Topic: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st  (Read 225522 times)

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Offline Crimzon Dragon

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21625 on: February 15, 2014, 03:25:41 PM »
-35 - he said as he dropped by on his way out the door to get some riding in on this beautiful day.   Finally a dry weekend that is above freezing.  Great day for "Air Therapy" on my bike.
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21626 on: February 15, 2014, 03:59:40 PM »
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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21628 on: February 15, 2014, 04:54:12 PM »
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Do you actually play your guitar with those?

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21629 on: February 15, 2014, 04:59:54 PM »
Having managed to crawl away from the beating received from Shewolf in a previous encounter, manages to use one feeble finger to change the tally before being pulled back and away by the paramedics treating him for a cracked skull, several broken bones, internal bleeding, intense bruising and a collapsed lung
I distinctly heard you cry out for more good sir! And be honest, you loved every single bloody moment of it...  >:)

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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21630 on: February 15, 2014, 05:05:51 PM »
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Your order forbids you to even think about guitars and boobs, priest. Why even bother oogling me avvi? ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21631 on: February 15, 2014, 05:07:57 PM »
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Your order forbids you to even think about guitars and boobs, priest. Why even bother oogling me avvi? ;D

No doubt the concussion given while I cried out "more, more, more fractured bones collapse vertibre, contusions and concussions" at Shewolf

Apparently my world view is a changin.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21632 on: February 15, 2014, 05:08:22 PM »
oh and -37

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21633 on: February 15, 2014, 05:14:38 PM »
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Offline Derwaysh

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« Reply #21634 on: February 15, 2014, 05:21:25 PM »
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Offline La Vida en su Muerte

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21635 on: February 15, 2014, 05:26:30 PM »
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Offline Lazaria

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« Reply #21636 on: February 15, 2014, 05:41:30 PM »
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A changing world view? You mean a new order of priests who are equally depraved but willing to admit it this time? ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21637 on: February 15, 2014, 05:43:07 PM »
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Did I ever deny anything?

Now play somethng in chord of DD minor for me  ::)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21638 on: February 15, 2014, 05:45:23 PM »
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Offline Lazaria

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21639 on: February 15, 2014, 05:51:57 PM »
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"DD Minor". This is an 18+ community. ;D

And here we thought your priestly ways were done... ::)
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21640 on: February 15, 2014, 06:10:09 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21641 on: February 15, 2014, 06:12:50 PM »
No doubt the concussion given while I cried out "more, more, more fractured bones collapse vertibre, contusions and concussions" at Shewolf
Apparently my world view is a changin.
Doesn't God embrace all his children? It would be a sin to refuse me, would it not? O:)

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21642 on: February 15, 2014, 06:21:01 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21643 on: February 15, 2014, 06:22:29 PM »
Doesn't God embrace all his children? It would be a sin to refuse me, would it not? O:)

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Embraces her for the sake of God, arms wrapped tightly around hers, tight enough to prevent her from say, suddenly throwing a mean right uppercut and shattering his jaw.

I feel the love!

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21644 on: February 15, 2014, 06:23:47 PM »
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Throws the Priest a right hook for Wolf's sake.

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21645 on: February 15, 2014, 06:25:54 PM »
*Looks at the mess and holds up her gloved hands, looking quite innocent.*
"Hey...I didn't do it!"

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Offline Derwaysh

Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21646 on: February 15, 2014, 06:27:55 PM »
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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21647 on: February 15, 2014, 06:30:29 PM »
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will be filing assault at battery charges, as soon as he finds where his spleen got off too.
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« Reply #21648 on: February 15, 2014, 06:31:55 PM »
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Steals Derwaysh's posting conveyor belt and replaces it with go-to-sleep conveyor belt. ;D

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Re: Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st
« Reply #21649 on: February 15, 2014, 06:34:58 PM »
Hey you asked for it

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