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Offline HannibalBarcaTopic starter

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Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« on: May 11, 2013, 01:26:13 PM »
All right, the last time I played this was in a forum at my alliance's page in an online wargame.  The objective is to post your preferred group--pirate, ninja, alien, or zombie--and with an action that defeats the prior poster's group.

Example:

Post 1:  Ninjas rule!

Post 2:  My aliens beam your ninjas aboard and perform unspeakably horrific experiments on them.

Post 3: Zombies aren't affected by alien mind control--they have no minds--and run rampant on your ship, then survive the crash, because they are already dead.

Post 4: Pirates have sharp thingies with which to slash your slow-witted zombies to pieces.

Post 5: The ninjas blow blinding powder in the pirates faces, then make short work of them.



ad nauseum...

You can reply to any group with a different group, but not the same group twice in a row.




I shall begin with...

Ninjas.  They'd make a mighty show of their swordsmanship, but they take their nigh-invisibility seriously.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2013, 01:37:24 PM »
Dang! I wanted to do ninjas. ;-;

Good luck trying to kill my zombies, they'll just resurrect again and eat your sushified brains! ::)

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2013, 01:46:09 PM »
My aliens then zap you with their heat-rays, roasting you into stinky undead ashes!

Offline rafoka

Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 12:46:41 AM »
my pirates shoot down your heat ray with their cannons, blowing your aliens to bits

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 12:57:44 AM »
My ninjas burst forth from the shadows and it's off with your arms! Aye mates, looks like ye needs a hook or two.

Offline Tersius

Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 11:37:55 AM »
My aliens materialize right beside your ninjas with their teleporting technology, and latch on with their face tentacles! They quickly dine on the ninjas brains and are victorious!

Offline rafoka

Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 07:14:36 PM »
My zombies shuffle over to your aliens stealing the brains and then finishing off the aliens,  ripping them to shreds before devouring  them

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 07:45:01 PM »
My incorporeal aliens bomb the zombies from orbit using 100-megaton nuclear bombs.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 09:23:37 PM »
My ninjas flip themselves up to your ship and silently chop the heads off your aliens

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 04:49:05 AM »
My incorporeal aliens bomb the zombies from orbit using 100-megaton nuclear bombs.
  ;)

My second-wave aliens notice the failure of the first-wave to report in, and immediately active the built-in self-destruct system on the ship, blowing the ninjas to tiny little bits.

Offline Moraline

Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2013, 12:59:14 PM »
My NINJAs have been practicing fruit ninja for days now so they slice and dice the aliens.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2013, 08:13:37 PM »
My pirates sidle up to your ninjas, impress them with their couterie, invite them to an onboard-ship party, drink them under the table with straight rum, then steal their ninja outfits and feed 'em to the sharks, aye, me hearties!

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2013, 06:42:34 AM »
My zombie sharks chew through the hull of the pirate ship and devour the pirates-dressed-as-ninjas within!

Offline Moraline

Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2013, 12:20:13 PM »
My Alien spacecraft swoop in and turn the water to fire and make shark steak.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2013, 10:50:54 PM »
My zombies (the quick kind) latch on to your swooping alien ship, manage to accidentally activate the airlock, gain entrance and dine on alien brainz.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2013, 11:06:14 AM »
My Pirates board the space ship, open the top, flip it upside down and dump all the zombies out.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2013, 11:09:39 AM »
My aliens used their mecha-walkers to stomp the pirates into goo.  Bwa-hahaha

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2013, 11:23:25 AM »
Once the ship lands again my Ninja's plant bombs and blow it up with all the alien mechs inside. 

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2013, 11:28:19 AM »
My Zombies walk through the explosions.  Many are destroyed, but bombs are designed to deal collateral damage and nonlethal, but disabling shrapnel damage.  As Zombies are unaffected by that, they make it to your ninjas and eat them.  GG, ninjas!

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2013, 06:14:05 PM »
Fortunately, my pirates are armed with cutlasses, which lop off zombie heads most efficiently.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2013, 11:30:43 PM »
My ninjas throw smoke bombs around the pirates, causing them to panic and fire wildly, killing many of their own and wounding others in a barrage of friendly fire.  The Ninjas then come in low, so as to dodge any unexpected fire and procede to gut the remaining pirates with their katanas.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2013, 11:32:33 PM »
My aliens empty their plasma ports vaporizing the nearby ninjas.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2013, 11:38:19 PM »
Because Plasma is primarily designed not to kill, but to maim and deal extreme and incapacitating pain to the target, my Zombies, who cannot feel pain, march their way to the aliens and rip them to shreds.

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2013, 11:49:05 PM »
My remaining Aliens awaken from their cryogenic sleep, swoop the ship back into space, then turn off the inertial dampeners and watch the unprepared zombies slam into the bulkhead (ala Spaceballs).

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Re: Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Zombies
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2013, 11:52:35 PM »
My Ninjas knew what was coming and locked themselves down before you stopped the ship.  They then quickly made their ways to the control rooms and locked the doors.  Then, they opened all the air locks of every place but the control rooms and watched as your aliens turned blue (it they weren't already), jerk in space once or twice, and dye a cold, lonely death.