The Big Cock Club:
Do you have a cock 12 inches long... or bigger? If so then you can join our club today for free!
Our exclusive club caters for these gifted men who shouldn't be hassled with the drudgery of having to go out and find women. Because at our club... they come to you.
That's right, our fee paying female members are all after one thing... a Big Cock. And that is the sole reason they are there. Not for a gossip, or a drink, or a flirt. No. They are there to feel your mammoth manhood fuck them senseless.
There are just a few rules to follow:
1: All women are there for sex. So don't ask for it. Just take it from, whomever you want, whenever you want.
2: If one of our female members says no to something. Just stop whatever it is they don't like. Find someone else, and do it to them. However, we do ask that you inform management which member denied you, and what it was they refused to do. So that we can deal with this issue swiftly and appropriately.
3: There are more women wanting big cocks, than there are big cocks. So please make use of multiple women at any one time. We are positive this will not be an issue, but we feel it is important to make that point clear.
If you see your wife in the club... tough shit. You should have taken better care of that woman at home.
Thank you for taking the time to read our advert. If you feel you are a suitable candidate to join our club, then please drop in to our measuring centre today.
Just remember... all our fee paying female members are: rich, hot and horny. So what are you waiting for?
I hope you like my idea, and if you are interested then please reply in this thread, or drop me a pm. I'm thinking that a minimum of 2 female players would be great. However, would be happy with more, if there were lots of interest.