Appearance (App) and you!
How to survive in a world of monsters that want to rape you more, just because you look good.
Announcer: Hi little Susie, hows your mother?
Little Susie: She died giving birth to a monster. (Starts crying.)
Announcer: Thats great! Hey do you know what cheers me up when I feel sad?
Little S: W-what?
Announcer: Knowing I'm smoking hot, kind of like the fire your dad died in.
Little S: (Crys louder)
Announcer: Aww its not all bad. You a kid, but when you were created you rolled an 18 in appearance other wise known as the APP stat.
Little S: R-really?
Announcer: Sure! So what does that mean? Well there are a lot of things it means. Once your a woman or even a young adult you'll be super sexy. That means lots of monsters will want to rape your little brains out.
Little S: No! I dont want to be raped!
Announcer: Well good news! The curse of beauty is also a gift! Though it doesn't make you a better lier, it does make you a good slut! Now you dont have to act like one, but given the skills that are based on APP are: Seduce, Preform Sexual acts, and Teasing
; You can see why I would say that.
Little S: But I want to be a mage and read books.
Announcer: You wont have time for those things in the world today. Instead you'll need to know how to increase you opponents Lust Points or LP
, that way they fall into a rut and fuck themselves if you dont. How you ask? Why let me give you the break down:Attacking for LP increases works like this:
-First you take your CHA and APP mod. Now add them together. This makes your Att bonus to lust attacks. Now, and here is where some get confused. The Lust damage you deal equals your app + 1d6. If, and only if, your opponent hates your race then you only roll 1d4 instead of 1d6.
-every turn you must roll 1d100 and roll above your lust score. If you fail too you must find some way to relive yourself, wither that means jacking off or fucking your little under age cunt with your fingers if you have nothing else, thought there are plenty of monsters that would love to use you.
-Lastly, you may get rid of a number of lust points equal to your CON score each time you orgasm.
(Snaps his fingers and Little Susie grows into a bombshell bimbo and giggles.)
Announcer: Under stand?
Bimbo Susie: Yes mister DM sir. (she gets on her knees and begins blowing the DM)I Hope this little instructional helped clarify what the APP stat is for. I'm the DM and I approve this message.
(Paid for by the conquer ever village and rape their women foundation.)