Well, I posted. My brain is still burnt out from working on my portfolio, and I really didn't see that much I could post about anyway, so my post is kinda unimpressive.
The "Billy's love for pelicans" part was actually a lot longer than what I posted, but I thought that writing something irrelevant to the task at hand would be pointless and filler-ish, so I cut it short. My post still feels more about pelicans though.
Hopefully when my brain recovers I can write something a little bit better. But for what it's worth, enjoy.