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Offline LancisTopic starter

Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« on: August 31, 2005, 12:09:57 AM »
A place to share our favorite lines from TV/Movie characters.



A couple of mine:

"If I were Human, I believe my reponse would be 'Go to hell.' " Spock

"Life is pain highness, anyone saying otherwise is selling something." Dread Pirate Roberts (Westley)

« Last Edit: August 31, 2005, 12:11:11 AM by lancis »

Offline Lirliel

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2005, 01:58:37 AM »
Why do I have to be Mister Pink? - Cause your a faggot alright! - Resevoir Dogs
Like a virgin is a metaphor for big dicks. - Resevoir Dogs
Captain, if your mother saw you do that, she'd be very upset. I thought you were my mother. Saving Private Ryan
Is there a sign in front of my house that says Dead Nigger storage? - Pulp Fiction
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me Snatch
Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, now and forever. Amen Boondock Saints

Offline Hunter

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2005, 02:25:54 AM »
Credit Cards.  Is there anything they can't do? = Totally Spies

Why me God? Why always me? = Martian Successor Nadesco

Pointy end goes in the other guy = Mask of Zorro

But I don't know how to drive a stick.
Learn! = Swordfish

There's only two nuts around here; and honey, she's not getting near either of them. = Those Who Hunt Elves

Liar!  I know you tried to kiss me last night!
You cheat!  You were awake! = Neon Genesis Evangelion (episode 9)

I can't believe that I'm covering for a Knight Saber.  Nothing suprises me any more. = BubbleGum Crisis 2040

Sit Boy! = Inu-Yasha

These people are idiots. = Martian Successor Nadesco

You can bite my ass! = Those Who Hunt Elves
« Last Edit: August 31, 2005, 02:45:30 AM by Hunter »

Offline Valkos

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2005, 09:39:49 PM »
"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."  (Ash- Army of Darkness)
"First ya want to kill me, now ya want to kiss me." (Ash- Army of Darkness)
"Fuck me, they cleared it!" (Robinhood Prince of Thieves)

Offline LancisTopic starter

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2005, 11:58:00 PM »
I had to add. :)

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i am all out of bubblegum!" Roddy Piper "They Live"

Offline Siegfried

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2005, 10:17:35 PM »
"Pink are you pondering what I'm pondering?  I think so brain, but who wants to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"

"They won't catch us.  We're on a mission from God."

"Ray, if someone ask if your are a God, you say YES!"

"I'll destory you."

"I knew it.  I'm surounded by assholes!"

"Sayia, I will defeat you because I am Greek!"

Offline WarDragon

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2005, 11:24:01 PM »
"Find him.  Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones."  - Doc Ock, Spiderman 2.

"I won't kill you, Rash.  But I don't have to save you!"  - Batman, Batman Begins

"I gotta get me one of these!" - multiple

*forehead kiss* "Don't ever go against the Family again, Fredo."  - Micheal Corleone, Godfather II

"I've got a bad feeling about this."  - every Star Wars movie

Offline GolGol

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2005, 03:33:35 PM »
"My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.
" Private Jackson, Saving Private Ryan

"Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it." Captain Howard, Bad Boys

"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire." Itzhak Stern, Schindlers list

"When I meet Eisenhower, should I give the Nazi salute, or shake his hand?" Reichsführer SS Heinrich Himmler, Der Untergang

"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?" Hudson, Aliens


Offline LancisTopic starter

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2005, 02:52:50 AM »
i saw this with my nephew and couldnt help but laugh...

its from a show called "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends."

Bloo: (With sunglasses on) It's one-hundred-and-six blocks to Mac, I've got a full bladder, half an idea where I'm going, it's Tuesday and I'm wearing sunglasses!


and of course with Night Court back on TV Land I got reminded of a favorite or two

"A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once, but then once is enough isn't it?" Judge Harry Stone

"Death is just nature's way of telling you. "HEY! You're not alive anymore!" Bull

Offline Ajoxer

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2005, 11:34:44 PM »
" All the little chicks with the crimson lips go Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland rocks! Living in sin with a safety pin, go Cleveland Rocks!"- Theme to the Drew Carey Show, Cleveland Rocks by Presidents of the United States.

" You come all this way, just to die. I think that's the worst fate I could imagine." The Count, Princess Bride.

" It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiine..." Independence Day.

" Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
Yo oh heave ho
There are men whose hearts as as black as coal
Yo oh heave ho
Inkspots: And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue
A blood-thirsty captain and a cut-throat crew
Alligators: It's as dark a tale as was ever told
Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold
Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides
Yo oh heave ho
There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides
Yo oh heave ho
Possums: And those buccaneers drowned their sins in rum
Monkey: The devil himself would have to call them scum
Crabs: Every man aboard would have killed his mate
For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight
Alligators: A piece of eight
Octopus: A piece of eight
Mosquitos: Five, six, seven, eight
Stone Faces: Hulla wacka ulla wacka something not right
Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight
Hulla wacka ulla wacka sailor man beware
Crabs: When de money in the ground dere's murder in de air
Totems: Murder in de air
Stone Faces: One more time now
Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones
Yo oh heave ho
There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones
Yo oh heave ho
Snakes: When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed
There's no turning back from any course that's laid
Skulls: And when greed and villainy sail the sea
You can bet your boots there'll be treachery
Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails
Dead men tell no tales "

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2005, 01:54:14 AM »
Just a "small" selection!

From "Con Air":

Cyrus: Make a move and the bunny gets it!

Cyrus: I despise rapists. For me, they're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.

Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

Garland Greene: He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

Billy Bedlam: Have you lost your mind?
Cyrus: According to my last psych evaluation, yes.

Baby O: What's wrong with him?
Cameron Poe: My first guess would be... a lot.

Johnny 23: Do you know what I am?
Cameron Poe: Ugly all day?

Guard Falzon: If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property.

From "Pulp Fiction"

Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Butch: Starin' at something, friend?
Vincent: I ain't your friend, palooka.
Butch: What did you say?
Vincent: I think you heard me just fine, punchy.

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence.

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

From "Gone In 60 Seconds"


Sway: What do you think is more exciting , having sex or stealing cars?
Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?

Donny: [shuts car off] Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!

From "The Rock"

Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation?
Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
Commander Anderson: Shep...
Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and fifteen guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir.

John Mason: This is more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days... maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.

Stanley Goodspeed: Mason, you all right?
John Mason: [hanging upside down] Yes. Perfectly okay, you fucking idiot.

From "Blazing Saddles"

Church Congregation: [singing] Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Amen.

Jim: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Reverend Johnson: Order, order. Goddamnit I said "order".
Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.


Offline RogueJedi

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2005, 12:56:53 PM »
Obi-Wan: "Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship."

Obi-Wan: tossing blaster aside "So uncivilized..."

Kirk: "Spock, where's that power you promised me?"
Spock: "One damn minute Admiral."

Offline Siegfried

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2005, 09:40:46 AM »
"Look lady, I only speak two languages: english and bad english.  Not that I don't mind conversation, but would you shut up!"  Corban Daillas, Fifth Element.

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 02:47:37 PM »
Major Payne

Payne: Let me tell you ALL something, war has made me very paranoid! And when a man gets to eyeballin' me it makes my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill!

Payne: You know you remind me of the dough boy. If I poke your stomach, will it make you go [giggles]

Cmdr: Oh, right, you're in charge of the green boys.
Payne: Come Again?
Cmdr: The green boys. They wear those green things... You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes... I can't see them.

Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm. I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

Givens: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic, asshole!
Payne: I ain't frigid.

Offline Hunter

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2005, 06:00:07 PM »
"This is the Captain speaking.  Please be advised that we may experience some turbulance and then crash."

Serenity

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2005, 10:40:19 PM »
Family Guy

"We need a doctor, stat! Or this man is going to die."

Pause, stewie, dying man and nurses are in an elevator.

"You guys are gonna get suuuuuuuued." ~Stewie

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2005, 10:42:23 AM »
Jack Sparrow: Weddings? I Love Weddings! Drinks all around!


Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One because rum turns the most respectable man into a scoundral. And, two because that signal is over 1000 ft. high, the entire British navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even a chance they won't see it?
Jack: But why is the rum gone?

Offline RogueJedi

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2005, 10:47:01 AM »
To add to that...

Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this...

Captain Barbosa: ...Thirdly, the Pirate's Code is more actual guidelines than rules...

Captain Barbosa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... that means no.

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2005, 04:59:49 PM »
Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset!

Offline AndyGirl

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2005, 07:30:06 PM »
"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker." -- Die Hard

"I love lamp." -- Anchorman:  The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"Who's your daddy now?" -- Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Offline AndyGirl

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2005, 10:09:08 PM »
Can't believe I forgot this one:

"And my tiny little nipples went to France." -- Bruce Almighty

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2005, 09:08:20 AM »
from Outbreak

Maj. Casey Schuler:     
Why don't you try to get a little sleep?!
Lt. Col. Sam Daniels:    
Why don't you get some sleep?!
Maj. Casey Schuler:    
I slept back in July!

Lt. Col. Sam Daniels:     
What have I ever done to make your life miserable, sir?
Gen. Billy Ford:    
You got up this morning, didn't you?

Silence of the lambs

Clarice Starling:     
If you didn't kill him then who did, sir?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter:    
Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.

Spaceballs

Dark Helmet:     
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star:    
What does that make us?
Dark Helmet:    
Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.

Princess Vespa:     
What are you?
Barf:    
I'm a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

Waynes World

Wayne Campbell:     
She's a babe.
Garth Algar:    
She's magically babe-licious.
Wayne Campbell:    
She tested very high on the strokibility scale.

Dogma

Jay:     
Tell me something about me.
Rufus:    
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay:    
So, fu**, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus:    
When you do it, you're thinking about guys!

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2005, 09:09:37 AM »
missed one...lol

Bethany:     
What's he like?
Metatron:    
God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany:    
Sex is a joke in Heaven?
Metatron:    
The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

Offline Siegfried

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2006, 01:37:08 AM »
From the animated "The Tick" Series.

Sanity is just a one trick pony.  All you really get is one trick.  BUt when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Lines
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2006, 02:18:17 PM »
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.