D'You Want to Play Questions? 2011.08.13

[Mordred]

Mine is Medraut.. I think. Although that could be the middle name.. Ernie also rings a bell. Or was that you?

[Lyron]

Does she look like an Ernie?

[Sybl]

Is this the way to Paris?

[Adammair]

Are you hopping a flight to France?

[Sybl]

No, I was going to Paris, New York, silly.

[Adammair]

*Buzzer sounds, and an automated voice says, "Please respond with a question."*

Isn't New York too close to be worth taking a trip to?

[Belle33]

How close is too close?

[Sybl]

If you think 800 miles too close, is that worthy?

[Lyron]

Does it have to have worth? Can't you do it purposelessly?

[Sybl]

Do you expect me to walk there?

[Mordred]

How about a giant slingshot to send you flying, with a humungus pillow on the other side to give you a safe and rather bouncy landing?

[Lyron]

How about going there on a segway?

[Belle33]

How about a ride in a hot air balloon?

[Mordred]

How about if the balloon was invisible, so it seemed the basket was just floating along under a flame?

[Sybl]

Is that like telling someone they are an airhead? 

[Ephemera]

Can I borrow that red dress?!

[HymenBreacher]

Since you are already looking up from down there... 

... let's pray together?

[Kahlen]

Is that a sincere request?

[Mordred]

Do I sincerely want to let these two harmless little fangs press into the luscious bit of perfect skin you call a neck.. slide them in until my lips have no choice but to clamp on for dear life and lure with a craftily learned precision (took a few 'undred years to perfect, it did!) the sweetest drops you have caressing those inner vein walls.. do my eyes tell you any other thing but my utmost sincerity?

[Ephemera]

Why do you wait and hesitate?

[Mordred]

Hmm.. *points at two faint dots on her neck that vanish within moments* Ever hear of a drive-by bite?

[Belle33]

Is it polite to eat suck and run?

[Mordred]

Considering most of my moral values linger from the 3rd century.. (ok, I admit.. they are not exactly moral, my values).. isn't that a trick question?

[Belle33]

Should I take that as a yes?

[Anesa]

Would you just take me instead?