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Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #675 on: October 27, 2011, 02:18:04 AM »
It would have been far better if he'd have raised cain some other way.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #676 on: October 27, 2011, 09:42:01 AM »
Or better yet he could have gone out and collect some coin for a collection instead of burning anything.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #677 on: October 27, 2011, 12:31:25 PM »
Candy corn, anyone?  *Noms and passes around*

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Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #678 on: October 27, 2011, 12:56:53 PM »
None for me. How about some Porn? Anyone here enjoy some Porn?

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #679 on: October 27, 2011, 01:00:06 PM »
*Offers him a bacon sammich*  How about some pork to go with your porn?  "Pork N Porn"?  LOL!

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Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #680 on: October 27, 2011, 07:31:13 PM »
The lovely glass mugs at Starbucks taunt me as I go in for a cup of the usual brew... I wonder if I worked here, could I get one as a perk?

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #681 on: October 27, 2011, 08:38:47 PM »
Perhaps the manager would give you one if you gave him a peck on the cheek.   ;)

Offline Kazuume

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #682 on: October 27, 2011, 08:59:31 PM »
I just enjoy sitting out on the deck listening to the birds and watching the clouds roll by.

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Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #683 on: October 27, 2011, 09:15:29 PM »
I'd love to sit out on the deck and dream about how much I'd enjoy having a dozen harem-boys at my beck and call!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #684 on: October 27, 2011, 10:40:04 PM »
A crash then a thump were heard from the other room followed by an exclamation of, "Oh heck!"

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #685 on: October 27, 2011, 10:42:47 PM »
And then..*swallows hard*...I heard somebody hock one back and spit!  Ewwww!!!   ;P

Offline Kazuume

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #686 on: October 27, 2011, 10:46:53 PM »
Lock the doors people! A mad hocker is on the loose!

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #687 on: October 27, 2011, 10:49:02 PM »
LMFAO!


You wouldn't mock me would you?   


<< dying over here!   :))

Offline Kazuume

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #688 on: October 27, 2011, 10:50:51 PM »
Mock you? Nevah! But I may us a sock on you!


lol camille

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #689 on: October 28, 2011, 12:38:08 AM »
Wait a minute.. how 'bouts if you use plenty of socks.. after a soak in some blue stuff.. then try to use them like papier maché (I actually know NOTHING of any sort of craft.. sh-.. stuff).. of course, it'll have to be applied directly to skin. Actually.. better let me handle this. Wet stuff on skin.. my specialty. After biting.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #690 on: October 28, 2011, 01:09:50 AM »
I've heard of "sock monkeys", but your idea might soar to the history books as the first blue "sock mummy"!

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #691 on: October 28, 2011, 01:44:04 AM »
Ah but I just thought.. people might sour at the resulting blue that stains the skin.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #692 on: October 28, 2011, 01:48:52 AM »
I imagine most would rather sell their own soul than to be called a 'Smurf'.....or resemble one.  ;P

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #693 on: October 28, 2011, 01:55:57 AM »
While I don't find the colorful imps foul in any way, I have to agree it would be a bummer to be mistaken for a smurf. What?

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #694 on: October 28, 2011, 02:07:10 AM »
Any fool would know that there are no smurfs who stand 6' 4" tall!  ;))

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #695 on: October 28, 2011, 02:40:58 AM »
Imagine though.. it's kind of a cool thought thinking of vampiric smurfs. Ohh they'd be a menace, I bet.

Offline jena8806

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #696 on: October 28, 2011, 12:11:28 PM »
Vampiric smurfs? 

A picture of a gang of tall smurfs hanging around a pool table just popped into my mind -shudders-

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #697 on: October 28, 2011, 11:55:39 PM »
I think one would become poor.. betting against their sharpened skills at whacking those balls!

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #698 on: October 29, 2011, 12:35:59 AM »
Caustiously looks behind the door, in case there are any "fanged blue dudes" lurking about, ready to pounce!  ;P

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #699 on: October 29, 2011, 12:44:13 AM »
Silly thing.. *raising his gaze, suddenly realizing he was focusing on those distracting.. um.. veins*.. think you can escape doom by treading carefully?