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Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2011, 12:54:32 PM »
Ever pull a thread, hoping to wreak a bit of chaos by the act of unraveling?

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2011, 10:29:01 PM »
No, but...have you ever squeezed too much pulp into your orange juice?  *Blech!* 

(True story:  When I was a kid, I would tell my mother as she poured me a glass of orange juice, "I don't want any "poop" in my juice!" thinking that was what it....was....called.  Ya know, pulp = poop?  Well......anyway.....*coughs*...)

Offline Belle33

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2011, 10:35:29 PM »
I can't pump the thingy fast enough.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2011, 10:40:16 PM »
LMFAO!!!


Maybe you're not putting your rump into the pump?  *What??*

Offline Zaphod

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2011, 10:44:04 PM »
That very thought would have made Belle jump ;)

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2011, 10:44:58 PM »
Did that thought give you a lump?  ;P

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2011, 02:35:50 AM »
Not only a lump.. but made me limp for a few minutes also.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2011, 02:56:45 AM »
Do I call you "Gimp" now?  LOL!  (Or, "Gimpy"?)

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2011, 04:24:10 PM »
Hmm.. if I donned a puple fedora and a flashing pink fur coat.. (not that I would, in a thousand, thousand years).. would I look like a pimp?

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2011, 04:28:01 PM »
Either that....or a wimp... not sure!  (LOL!!)  (But I'd still lurve ya!)  ;P



Skidattles on out of here before she gets spanked!

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2011, 06:01:16 PM »
*Gathers a wisp of twigs.. ready for when that scrumptious and very naughty cowgirl comes back within the reach of these long, quick arms* :P (but why, I may be asked? why, for the better to give that sweet bottom a lovely brushing tap, I would answer!)

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2011, 06:18:49 PM »
*Peeks around the corner, thinking it may be wise to keep her distance from those long arms and pesky twigs*  ;P


Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2011, 06:23:22 PM »
When in my box.. I dream of the moment when I can rise into the moonlight and take in a deep scent of that lovely, delicious worry. *whistles as he approaches the corner.. twigs hidden outta view.. instead with a big bowl of ice cream in his clutches* :P

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2011, 06:45:16 PM »
Oh no!  Ice cream?  He's using my only vise against me!  I will not....no, I must not.... I simply can not.....  *Sighs*.....I want ice cream. :(

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #64 on: August 21, 2011, 06:58:03 PM »
*suddenly his mind fills with the visual of her in a giant bowl.. as I pour blueberry sauce all over her.. and big dollops of every ice cream there is*

Whoa.. did I say that out loud?


*begrudgingly.. he shoves the bowl of ice cream her way.. before scurrying up a vine.. checking his watch* Ok.. you got 1 minute to eat as much of that stuff as you can.. starrrrrrtingggg now! :P

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2011, 07:07:29 PM »
*Watches as he climbs up out of her view, cautiously she grabs the bowl to dine on the heavenly frozen concoction, shoving big  spoonfuls into her mouth*

Ow! Ow!  Ow!  *Grabs her head with one hand, still holding the bowl of ice creams tightly in the other*  Brain freeze!!  OWWWWW!!!

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2011, 07:12:18 PM »
*Despite his wicked enjoyment of the brain frozen cowgirl's dilemma (sorry.. I know it hurts.. but my god that was funny!).. when the minute was done, he jumped down and took the nearly empty bowl from her sticky hands.. giving those ice-cream dripping lips and chin (and those fingers) long, slow licks* Mmm.. gotta do that more often.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2011, 07:24:50 PM »
*Smiles and shivers deliciously as the dark creature licks her chin and lips and fingers, making sure all the sticky sweetness is gone.*

Mmmm... yes, please do!! :D

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #68 on: August 21, 2011, 07:31:25 PM »
So.. if you were an ice cream cone.. would you be waffle or cake?

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #69 on: August 21, 2011, 07:43:40 PM »
Probably cake would be more in the zone. :)

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2011, 07:50:01 PM »
My Zune has some cake on it.. I kinda like their sound.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2011, 07:56:38 PM »
Hmm... is this a band that plays a tune[/i]?

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #72 on: August 21, 2011, 07:59:52 PM »
It's a little box that holds inside many tiny bands. Not sure how they all fit in there.. once it even held the film Dune.

Offline AnesaTopic starter

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #73 on: August 21, 2011, 08:07:34 PM »
Was that back in June?  or July?  ;P

Offline Mordred

Re: Four Letter Word - 1b
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2011, 08:12:41 PM »
Hold on.. "Hey Jude" is playing right now.. :P