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Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7950 on: December 15, 2011, 07:19:07 PM »
Ooh....banned for not sharing that sooner!!! Oh, and for also claiming that there is any such thing as "too sexy" :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7951 on: December 15, 2011, 08:19:39 PM »
Banned for being right all the time.  So annoying!

Offline Phoenixrisen

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« Reply #7952 on: December 15, 2011, 08:40:51 PM »
Banned for being annoyed by rightness.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7953 on: December 15, 2011, 10:23:18 PM »
Banned because the rules dictate I do so!

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7954 on: December 16, 2011, 11:49:33 AM »
Banned.. but in a really mellow way. You are spared the jello treatment.. but will have to slide by me to get out this back door. I can't guarantee I will behave. :P

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7955 on: December 16, 2011, 12:03:22 PM »
Banned for playing it cool...and also for not being trusted to behave!

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7956 on: December 16, 2011, 12:13:19 PM »
Banned! *downs his second cup of Dark Magic*... Ahhh, now you see, I have wakened a bit more. Ok, in all honesty, the jello pit is being repaired. Seems those naughty elves of mine had a Roman Orgy last night.. the place is in quite a state. Ok, so why donya just coma on over and tell Santa what naughty little things lurk in that mind. *sinks onto his Banning Throne*

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7957 on: December 16, 2011, 12:16:24 PM »
Banned for making me giggle at my own banning! ....Still, I can't pass up the opportunity...*skips over to the oh-so-bad-banning Santa, climbs atop his lap, and leans in to whisper a whole litany of naughty things she's been craving. Excuse me, this is going to take a while......*

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7958 on: December 16, 2011, 12:26:18 PM »
Banned for making Santa do exactly as you warn within your title.. causing him to stop Breathing for a moment as those deliciously naughty wishes absorb.. *leans closer.. whispering how you are banned.. ohhh, you are soooo banned!*

Offline Amelita

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7959 on: December 16, 2011, 12:28:53 PM »
Banned for not bringing me that looper I asked for. -nod- I sent a letter and all! bad Santa, bad!

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7960 on: December 16, 2011, 12:31:45 PM »
Banned! You sure you weren't asking that other slightly jollier.. white haired dude? That's my cousin.. and he is forgetful. But.. you see.. you jump on this lap and I assure you, naughty little girl.. I won't forget! *beckons with a wicked grin*

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7961 on: December 16, 2011, 12:44:57 PM »
Banned for trying to kick me out when I'm still giving you my list! Told you it would be a while....*goes back to explaining in intimate detail all of those things on her naughty list*

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7962 on: December 16, 2011, 12:49:06 PM »
Banned with a time-release sentance.. to both hear your naughty list.. and to plot this santa's bite of that lovely neck.. and to simply absorb the wonderful sensations of that lovely bottom perched upon my greedy lap. *listens with a lecherous glance at a sweet little vein*

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7963 on: December 16, 2011, 12:53:51 PM »
Banned for having a one track mind...Eyes up here, mister! *Uses a finger to tilt his chin up to meet his eyes....all while wiggling her bottom on his lap!*

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7964 on: December 16, 2011, 01:00:30 PM »
Banned for expecting this dark blue elf with fangs to behave.. he only comes out once a year after suffering through North-Pole-Fever. *forces eyes to remain up high while his own dark elves (aka his hands) display their one one-track mind.. upon that wiggling bottom*

Offline Ramman

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7965 on: December 16, 2011, 08:46:17 PM »
Banned for having North Pole Fever and trying to spread it around. *Takes a Penicillin shot*

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7966 on: December 16, 2011, 08:54:16 PM »
Banned for being so grim. :P

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7967 on: December 16, 2011, 11:08:03 PM »
Banned for not appreciating a "grim" sense of humor! *rimshot*

Offline Ramman

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« Reply #7968 on: December 17, 2011, 10:19:11 AM »
Banned for overly appreciating a grim sense of humor by trying to eat poisonous berries.

Offline Belle33

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« Reply #7969 on: December 17, 2011, 12:16:00 PM »
Banned for wearing a tattered robe.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2011, 01:35:50 PM by Belle33 »

Offline Ramman

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7970 on: December 17, 2011, 12:42:42 PM »
Banned for forgetting the indefinite article a. (While I hate being a grammar nazi i couldn't think of any other reason to ban you.) Oh wait! Banned for posting when i have nothing better to ban you for!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7971 on: December 17, 2011, 01:19:06 PM »
You Are Banned forever!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7972 on: December 17, 2011, 01:32:06 PM »
banned for being so mean :P

Offline Kazuume

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« Reply #7973 on: December 17, 2011, 01:33:05 PM »
Banned for pretending you care. hehe

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Re: U R Banned! - 1a
« Reply #7974 on: December 17, 2011, 01:34:06 PM »
banned for seeing right through me.. Damn you :P