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Online NicciKotorTopic starter

The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« on: February 11, 2013, 11:43:27 PM »
http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=165929.0

One of my many brilliant ideas in the realm of evil DMing science is resort wars. Where the party in question takes sides of a conflict where two hot spring resort towns are on the opposite sides of a large mountain lake (think Lake Tahoe). So naturally the towns need merc groups to do all of the dirty work of sabotage, raids, kidnappings, assassinations, and so forth. Of which they get paid handsomely and get free perks with food, whores, and all the delicious hot spring bathes they could want.

These merc groups operate under their own authority, since then there isn't any paper trail for opposing spies to use as counter intelligence. Random acts of violence and malice is the best way to go about things, the trick is that the chances of you getting safely to the other town is quite slim. So most of the combat is going to be in the woods sneaking about or attacking cargo trains. Naturally keeping any enemies you find alive, especially cute girls, is always appreciated for the sex slavery trade in the resort town.

Rules bitches!

-Level 4
-4 Players only. You will have to prove your worth through bribery and sweet talk this time around!
-5d6 epic rolls.
-No psionics, alchemists, or summoners.
-Standard gold.
-Use plothook like a sane person.
-I fully expect most of you to be manipulative bastards and all around assholes. Which is all the better.

« Last Edit: February 15, 2013, 11:43:57 PM by NicciKotor »

Offline Ershin

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 01:05:25 AM »
Question, is this the same evil Pathfinder game as the one you said you were running in Calrond's thread, and if so should I just post my character info over here again?

Online Marie Reynolds

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 06:22:49 AM »
I would love to be apart of this, Hmm Nuetral Evil Conniving face type would seem really fun here!

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2013, 10:05:14 AM »
Question, is this the same evil Pathfinder game as the one you said you were running in Calrond's thread, and if so should I just post my character info over here again?

New game entirely.

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2013, 11:18:06 AM »
Hmmm, resort town wars eh? Well I pick a half-orc ranger, a handsome lad for a half-orc (bit hairy and real hunk).

Offline Ershin

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2013, 05:55:53 PM »
New game entirely.
In which case, new rolls!
Hope you don't mind that I'm doing this with real dice, I still can't figure out how to make the Elliquiy roller reroll 1s (assuming that's happening this time around again?) and Invisible Castle is still being a butt.
Rolls
6 5 3 2 1(rr6)   = 17
6 5 3 3 1(rr6)   = 17
6 3 3 2 1(rr6)   = 15
6 4 3 3 2       = 13
3 3 3 2 1(rr3)   = 09
6 5 4 2 1(rr2)   = 15

Hmm... What can I make with this? I can see that 9 going into intelligence. Dumb as a pile of bricks/sack of potatoes/Skyim follower AI. Might be fun to play a low intelligence character for once. :3
« Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 06:40:17 PM by Ershin »

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2013, 06:55:14 PM »
In which case, new rolls!
Hope you don't mind that I'm doing this with real dice, I still can't figure out how to make the Elliquiy roller reroll 1s (assuming that's happening this time around again?) and Invisible Castle is still being a butt.
Rolls
6 5 3 2 1(rr6)   = 17
6 5 3 3 1(rr6)   = 17
6 3 3 2 1(rr6)   = 15
6 4 3 3 2       = 13
3 3 3 2 1(rr3)   = 09
6 5 4 2 1(rr2)   = 15

Hmm... What can I make with this? I can see that 9 going into intelligence. Dumb as a pile of bricks/sack of potatoes/Skyim follower AI. Might be fun to play a low intelligence character for once. :3

Reroll! Also don't be surprised if this game gets overbooked and I kick you off to make room. It would be unfair of me to have you be in both of my games while others go without.

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2013, 06:55:22 PM »
This sounds fun. What kind of bribery are we talking about here?

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2013, 06:59:04 PM »
This sounds fun. What kind of bribery are we talking about here?

You hosting a game yourself. That or finding me a English translation of all the spice and wolf light novels. That damn publisher is holding back the light novels and manga to increase sales, even though the japanese versions have been out for years.

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2013, 07:00:38 PM »
You hosting a game yourself. That or finding me a English translation of all the spice and wolf light novels. That damn publisher is holding back the light novels and manga to increase sales, even though the japanese versions have been out for years.

I, uh, talked to the publisher. And he said he'd do it!

Offline Ershin

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2013, 07:22:21 PM »
Reroll! Also don't be surprised if this game gets overbooked and I kick you off to make room. It would be unfair of me to have you be in both of my games while others go without.
Sorry, I'd assumed the other simply wan't happening since they're both advertised as evil Pathfinder games and while this is not related to that, then it had simply replaced it.
Plus I don't think the other game has had a plot given to it yet? This at least has that.

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2013, 08:11:35 PM »
I, uh, talked to the publisher. And he said he'd do it!

Horray for bribery!

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2013, 08:16:48 PM »
Horray for bribery!

Sweet! I guess the party could use a wizard?

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2013, 08:19:50 PM »
Sweet! I guess the party could use a wizard?

Moar Bribery!

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2013, 08:22:39 PM »
Moar Bribery!

*Hands NicciKotor a basket full of candy, sex toys, and candy sex toys*

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2013, 08:35:00 PM »
Not good enough!

Online Sethala

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2013, 08:36:47 PM »
Can I bribe you with offering to be a bunnygirl monk?

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2013, 08:37:42 PM »
Not good enough!

I could rub your belly?

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2013, 08:41:15 PM »
Can I bribe you with offering to be a bunnygirl monk?

Horray! You are in!

I could rub your belly?

"Release the hounds!"

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2013, 08:52:38 PM »
No! Bad doggies!

*Throws himself at NicciKotor's feet for mercy!*

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2013, 08:58:39 PM »
No! Bad doggies!

*Throws himself at NicciKotor's feet for mercy!*

You know what you must do to avoid your timely fate at the hands of Canadian Ninjas!

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2013, 09:05:50 PM »
Agree to be your slaveboy Play a mad wizard trying to get enough money to set up a tower so that he can research a new spell called "Baratle's tight but pleasurable bindings"?

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2013, 09:34:32 PM »
Agree to be your slaveboy Play a mad wizard trying to get enough money to set up a tower so that he can research a new spell called "Baratle's tight but pleasurable bindings"?

Nope, try again. Lest I release more of the hounds...

Offline Darrow Huck

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2013, 09:41:36 PM »
Nope, try again. Lest I release more of the hounds...

I'm out of ideas :/

Online NicciKotorTopic starter

Re: The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2013, 09:46:35 PM »
I'm out of ideas :/

If you can play pathfinder here then you can DM as well.