A scrawny little guy is sentenced to prison. A guard walks him down the corridor,
opens a cell door and roughly shoves him in...where he runs into his absolutely
huge new cell-mate. The cell-mate tells him: "6'8", 300 pounds, solid muscle,
hell, even my c*ck is huge: 18" and 6" around...Turner Brown..."
The little guy faints...
When he wakes up, his cell-mate asks if he's OK. "Yes, I think so..." he answers,
"but tell me - what was the last thing you said to me?"
The cell-mate answers "I said my name is Turner Brown".
"Oh, thank God", the little guy sighs, "I thought you said 'Turn Around'."