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Offline CygnusTopic starter

First Day in Jail
« on: June 04, 2008, 02:53:02 PM »
A scrawny little guy is sentenced to prison.  A guard walks him down the corridor,
opens a cell door and roughly shoves him in...where he runs into his absolutely
huge new cell-mate.  The cell-mate tells him: "6'8", 300 pounds, solid muscle,
hell, even my c*ck is huge: 18" and 6" around...Turner Brown..."
The little guy faints...
When he wakes up, his cell-mate asks if he's OK.  "Yes, I think so..." he answers,
"but tell me - what was the last thing you said to me?"
The cell-mate answers "I said my name is Turner Brown".
"Oh, thank God", the little guy sighs, "I thought you said 'Turn Around'."

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Re: First Day in Jail
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 02:54:23 PM »

Offline Anmitsu Love

Re: First Day in Jail
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 07:54:27 PM »
xD That's so stale, but so funny x]

Offline Sabby

Re: First Day in Jail
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2008, 01:07:10 AM »