* Dudel sings "Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow."
Death by wild animal -> Tied to a tree in the woods and left for dead.
Death by frozen blood pool -> Stabbed, left for dead, then they get back up, slip on their blood puddle and crack their head.
Death by explosion! -> EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick some TNT down a poor guy's throat and laugh. Laugh! Did I mention you laugh?