I think I edited it all Josi-love. Let me know if I missed something.
Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Hahahahahahaha! That is all.
Just as a further point, and to make myself irrevocably a nerd who likes math too much and thinks about Awakened sex too much - the average troll has a mass 3.8 times the size of a normal human. Assuming a roughly equitable proportion of adjustment, that means they are roughly four times the size of a human male. Sure, only 50% taller - which was the basis for the 25 cm math - but most girls agree that girth is what's important, not depth.
So, I have no doubt there are Troll groupies out there. And plenty of woman who go 'uh...no...nothing personal but... ow."
And apologies, Josi.
Mhm, I am nodding along, enthusiastically, with everything you've written in that quote, lmao.
Not that "more practical than fisting" is a particularly high bar to be setting. Sure, it's physically possible, but still hammers my 'OH GOD WHY' button pretty hard.
Lmao, I blame Anne McAffrey for my instant, "this is going to be fun to write," sentiments about this.
Total positronic reversal.
You, translate what this meansss for me