Alright - I know that ComboFix is one of those 'make sure you know what you're doing before you do it' programs. This computer did not come with disks, only a D: Factory Image partition. How easily can I do something that messes the computer up so that it requires a reinstall?
M-BAM found four little buggers, three Exploits and a Trojan. Removed, restarted, no sign of the splash screen that he was getting. Just need to make sure that particular tab doesn't load up again when he tries to get back online. *toddles off to Firefox page*
Turns out his Firefox didn't save the tabs anyways. We are safe, and that means that I won't be dragged away from my crafting tomorrow! *kermitarms*