Might as well try my luck.
Name: Togashi Satsu
Division: 5th Division
Strategic Genius: Satsu has a keen mind, able to look upon any situation and note up to fifteen ways it will come out, and how to make each scenario come out the way he desires, using his intellect to defeat someone. Someone once said: "He doesn't learn from his mistakes, he learns from the mistakes you make."
Kidou Grand Master: Satsu has mastered more Kidou than any other two captains combined.
Mystic Swordsman: Satsu's mastery of his Zanpakto and Kidou drew him to create a style of swordsmanship similar to Shunko. While Shunko allows the user to channel Kidou through their limbs, Satsu's personal "Falling Leaf Style" allows him to channel Kidou through his Zanpakuto.
Overwhelming Spiritual Pressure: Satsu's Spiritual Pressure has been compared to members of Squad Zero, though he has never once been apart of them.
Apathetic: Satsu is not interested in most things(that don't concern pretty girls) and often must be 'tricked' into thinking he's playing a game of some kind, least he get bored and simply wander off. The worst part is that the 'game' must keep his interest, least he simply 'stop playing.'
Pervert: Satsu is very much a pervert, and will go to great lengths to cop a feel or oogle a lovely young lady. Though he's more than ready to get serious when the time calls for it.
Heavy Drinker: Satsu often will fall into the bottle, though nobody knows why he does so. On one particular day every year he 'takes vacation' shirking his duties, even going so far as to go to the Human world to get away from everything, and simply drink himself into a stupor.
Shikai: The constant form of Satsu's Zanpakto, Hazuki is a crystal bladed katana, the weapon glowing a soft pale blue.
Ability: Wind Cutting Sword - With the weapon drawn, wind swirls around the blade as if waiting for his commands, even giving the illusion that the blade is moving with the wind. When the blade comes into contact with something physical the wind vanishes, though if nothing is struck when the attack is cast, the winds form a trio of blades lancing out toward their target.
Bankai: When Bankai is released, Hazuki's blade turns pitch black, the winds around it turning black as well, hiding the blade.
Ability: Shadow Cutting Sword - When an opponent's Shadow is struck by black wind blades, or by the blade itself, any damage that would have been done to the shadow is done to the target. It's been said that if he envelops himself in his mist he can vanish into a shadow and come out of his opponent's!
Satsu's past is shrouded in mystery. Nobody knows anything about him personally, though there are some records of him from ancient times. Long before the current Captain-Commander was born, Togashi Satsu was a member of Squad Five partnered with the sword "Hazuki". Records are not as detailed as most would like but he appeared to be from a family that died out around the time he vanished. The only details on the vanishing act revolved around an arrancar attacking the Seireitei. This Arrancar's Spiritual Pressure rose with every Shinigami he cut down. It wasn't until the use of a powerful Kidou was authorized that the Arrancar was defeated. When the dust settled the Arrancar was nowhere to be seen, nor was Satsu.
In modern day, Togashi Satsu appeared in the outlaying areas around the Soul Society. He made his way into the Rukon district and to the Seireitei. He was watched carefully, forced to prove he was who he was. A former captain, now an old woman, was brought in to identify him. As the former captain that he'd served she vouched for him, though his spiritual pressure was much stronger than it had been before.
When asked how he had gotten stronger over the years, Satsu's response is often: "I don't know. One moment I was fighting an arrancar, the next I was just standing in a field."
Since retuning to duty, Satsu has been seen drinking in his spare time, and even while working. He has also been seen womanizing in various bars all over the Soul Society, even shirking his duty to do so.