*grins and rubs her hands together in anticipation* Oh Lumi....Welcome indeed!! *grins and cranes around to examine her bottom, plotting the perfect swat*
*prepares a perfect spank as well, running a few calculations as to landing size, hand size, and optimal distance and striking power*
*plots spanks also*
I would post an elaborate rendition of my response... However, seeing as this is a PG-13 board, I will only leave you guys guessing as to the R-rated material I would have indulged in writing.