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EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« on: December 06, 2012, 09:12:35 AM »
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2012, 09:24:16 AM »
Ha! Love it.
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2012, 09:41:19 AM »
That toy-making, elf-enslaving, reindeer-humping bastard...
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2012, 09:53:31 AM »
He's not enslaving elves any longer. For years all the toys say, "Made in Taiwan" so he's outsourced and put the elves out on the streets.

I also heard he had switched to nuclear power but I have no idea the kinda of safety standards he's using. My understanding is that he lives up on the Russian side of the arctic circle. So we could be looking at another Chernobyl.
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2012, 10:08:40 AM »
That would explain the increased presence of elven hookers in New York and Toronto then.
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2012, 10:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Silverfyre on December 06, 2012, 09:41:19 AM
That toy-making, elf-enslaving, reindeer-humping bastard...

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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2012, 10:17:06 AM »
Some reindeer got "Fifty Shades of Grey" in their stockings this year.
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2012, 10:17:40 AM »
Quote from: Moraline on December 06, 2012, 09:53:31 AM
He's not enslaving elves any longer. For years all the toys say, "Made in Taiwan" so he's outsourced and put the elves out on the streets.

I also heard he had switched to nuclear power but I have no idea the kinda of safety standards he's using. My understanding is that he lives up on the Russian side of the arctic circle. So we could be looking at another Chernobyl.
I wonder if Sarah Palin can see him from Alaska?

Quote from: Lilias on December 06, 2012, 10:12:55 AM

Santa learns about Rule 34. ;D
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2012, 10:47:05 AM »
I am sure Santa was already well aware of Rule 34.  He has a whole list of naughty people.
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2012, 10:59:17 AM »
Hmmmm...  I wonder if he could use some help with that? 
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2012, 03:25:12 PM »
Found this over at Saying It With Images [XXX]

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Offline SinXAzgard21

Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2012, 10:25:35 PM »
This is funny, but Santa doesn't exist in my house.
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Offline Koren

Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2012, 12:00:56 AM »
Ha. Thats brillant. Certainly got a smile out of me
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Re: EXPOSED: The Shocking Carbon Footprint Of One Of America’s Most Famous Celebriti
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2012, 04:51:51 PM »
A friend of mine made this and all he said was, "True Story."

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