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Offline Beguile's MistressTopic starter

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Ha! Love it.

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That toy-making, elf-enslaving, reindeer-humping bastard...

Offline Moraline

He's not enslaving elves any longer. For years all the toys say, "Made in Taiwan" so he's outsourced and put the elves out on the streets.

I also heard he had switched to nuclear power but I have no idea the kinda of safety standards he's using. My understanding is that he lives up on the Russian side of the arctic circle. So we could be looking at another Chernobyl.

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That would explain the increased presence of elven hookers in New York and Toronto then.

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That toy-making, elf-enslaving, reindeer-humping bastard...


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Some reindeer got "Fifty Shades of Grey" in their stockings this year.

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He's not enslaving elves any longer. For years all the toys say, "Made in Taiwan" so he's outsourced and put the elves out on the streets.

I also heard he had switched to nuclear power but I have no idea the kinda of safety standards he's using. My understanding is that he lives up on the Russian side of the arctic circle. So we could be looking at another Chernobyl.
I wonder if Sarah Palin can see him from Alaska?


Santa learns about Rule 34. ;D

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I am sure Santa was already well aware of Rule 34.  He has a whole list of naughty people.

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Hmmmm...  I wonder if he could use some help with that? 

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Offline SinXAzgard21

This is funny, but Santa doesn't exist in my house.

Offline Koren

Ha. Thats brillant. Certainly got a smile out of me

Offline Moraline

A friend of mine made this and all he said was, "True Story."