Strangely and I were reading this thread and we both started chuckling as we read your post about the IM's to your husband.
We just had to give an alternative meaning to them.
"Tonight I'm going to worship your cock with my mouth, just because I love you."
I've knocked the car again and if I say this, he's going to run straight past it in the drive and not notice.
"The curve of the back of your thigh makes me want to run my hands over every inch of you, ending there."
I got these sodding crabs from someone and I'm deffinitely making sure it's not you....
"You're a wonderful father... even when our teenager makes me want to wring his neck until he turns blue!"
Well....I had to make it look real when I blamed him for bumping the car again didn't I?
And I love to surprise him by buying him a container of fresh berries and taking them to him at work :)
Hopefully he won't eat another burger for lunch as he's becoming such a fat git.
And yes, we do know that you don't mean them that way Moon, but we just had to do it....*hugs*