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Author Topic: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?  (Read 1184 times)

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Offline MaevenTopic starter

Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« on: May 23, 2008, 12:18:43 PM »

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Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 12:28:23 PM »
There's a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

Offline Sabby

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 06:39:08 PM »
He loves alligators, I take it.

Offline Elvi

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 06:45:29 PM »
I would be more tempted to say he was suicidal than anything else....

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Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 09:13:29 PM »
See, my first thought was mentally disturbed... but suicidal fits *jaw drop*

Offline OldSchoolGamer

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2008, 08:23:34 PM »
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The deputies who helped talk Apgar out of the water were familiar with him. In November 2006 he made national headlines when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a large alligator in Lake Parker near Lakeland. Apgar was naked and told his rescuers he had taken drugs.

There's the problem.

Just say no.

Offline Elvi

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2008, 08:31:46 PM »
Just say no to the drugs or the alligator?

Offline OldSchoolGamer

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2008, 08:54:54 PM »
Just say no to the drugs or the alligator?

Well, both, I would hope...   ;D

Offline Elvi

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2008, 09:07:15 PM »
Well y'know, there is the song 'Never smile at a crocodile', but I haven't seen any warnings about 'Never swim naked after crawling through rather prickly bushes with an alligator'.

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Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2008, 09:28:34 PM »
I love how he got his ARM ripped off, and yet he goes to them... again.  Gotta admit, the guy's persistent, at least.

Offline NightBird

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2008, 10:17:06 PM »
It used to be, back in ancient Egypt, that to have sex with a basking Nile crocodile was to gain strength and fertility... though not with the crocodile, one would imagine...

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Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 08:46:10 PM »
Maybe he just wanted a little lovin?

Offline OldSchoolGamer

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 03:58:53 AM »
I love how he got his ARM ripped off, and yet he goes to them... again.  Gotta admit, the guy's persistent, at least.

"It's only a flesh wound!  Come back here, you reptile!  I'm not finished!"



Offline MaevenTopic starter

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2008, 07:48:50 AM »
"What are you going to do? Bite me??"   

*giggles* Now that made me laugh this morning.  Thanks Ty!!!

Offline Kalen

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2008, 07:56:38 AM »
"Right.  We'll call it a draw!"

Offline Sabby

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2008, 02:21:27 PM »
Sleeping with a croc increases your fertility? 'We need to add to the population. Lets rape crocodiles!' 'of course! Its genius!'

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Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2008, 04:56:25 PM »
"Brilliant!"

*couldn't resist*

Offline The Overlord

Re: Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2008, 12:43:01 AM »
Sleeping with a croc increases your fertility? 'We need to add to the population. Lets rape crocodiles!' 'of course! Its genius!'

I'm gonna pitch a wild guess and say that crocodile rape is never going to become an epidemic thing...  :-\