What is the Avatar Above You Thinking! (2.0)

[Trigon]

pi...ka...CHU!!!! (before releasing an electric attack)

[Rhedyn]

Did I just see what I thought I saw?

[Trigon]

I feel so sad...

[CutiebyNight]

I want to get ran over by a kart!

[tyr4n02r]

Damn, how drunk was I? How'd I get down here?

[Trigon]

Pika!

[Lord Malcolm]

Pa-CHING!

[tyr4n02r]

Boing....

[Trigon]

chu?

[Beguile's Mistress]

If someone else sticks a tree up my butt I'm gonna go nova!

[Trigon]

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me...

[CutiebyNight]

Now how many Mario games have I been in? Too many to count. I'm the real hero of this story! I may him go all invincible 'theme musicey.' Without me, that fat plumber would be nothing! I should be the one rescuing the Princess!

Oh no, here he comes. Just bounce away fast. He will never catch me if I'm bouncing.

[Tanken Sai]

Pumpkin pump pumkin.... Cannon.

[dpolan]

I shouldn't have tried to curl my eyelashes without a mirror!

[Sara Nilsson]

Why did I have to stare at Medusa.. oh yeah.. those tits.. those sweet sweet tits.. Totally worth it, and hey what girl doesn't like a guy that is hard as a rock! HA!!! I kill myself.

[Deamonbane]

Well, at lease you kill somebody...

[Sara Nilsson]

think she is noticing that I am staring? hmm nah i am being subtle about it

[Mirrah]

Doesn't anyone realize that my collar is too tight? I'm all tied up and can't get to it myself, damn it.

[Tanken Sai]

Damn, I have muffinncrumbs down in this thing. If I don't get them out its going to drive me nuts all night.

[CutiebyNight]

Play it real  natural... just gotta get this jam off my cheek...

[tyr4n02r]

Wanna look at my pumpkins?

[CutiebyNight]

Ash shouldn't have let me watch Saw...

[Deamonbane]

In case you were wondering... they're vacuum-sealed.

[Mirrah]

Who took my special pen this time?!

[dpolan]

"This is awkward... How do I eat while holding up this dress?"