Suddenly realizes he never sent her the poem and should do so immediately! *Clears his throat*
Yes, about that, I wasn't exaggerating when I implied my poetry is fit for the toilet. I literally have no feeling for poetry whatsoever. Not a single poem has ever invoked an emotion in me (yet stories and books have, odd isn't it?) and I've never been able to produce a poem in my life that doesn't read like it's been written by an eight-year old. Is it possible to be that selectively illiterate?
I got you good. *smirks faintly*
I wonder what those two are talking about? I better slip them the roofies soon or they might start having a 'moment'.