What is the Avatar Above You Thinking! (2.0)

[Breathless Intent]

Its not THAT cold, trust me!

[ChicagoOkie]

She's thinking about shirtless men in kilts.

[SpiralSpider]

I don't really have to go over there, do I? This sword is heavy....

[Renegade Vile]

Please help, there's so much metal on me I'm falling over!

[SpiralSpider]

The name's Marcus Fairwell. It's been three years since I was forced to leave my home and I've been doing all I can to make it seem like the plot to kill me was successful. I must be 'dead' in the public eye - without that, my family will be in danger. I've killed the assassin that was set upon me and managed to find out who it was that released the hounds. But the organization is formidably defended and I believe someone in their ranks has become aware of my mission to take them down. With Hipper feeding me digital info over the wire, I'll sneak beyond their defenses as one of their workers and hack the system, bringing them all down. The time to act is now.

Allcorp -

- Fairwell

[Renegade Vile]

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The name's Marcus Fairwell. It's been three years since I was forced to leave my home and I've been doing all I can to make it seem like the plot to kill me was successful. I must be 'dead' in the public eye - without that, my family will be in danger. I've killed the assassin that was set upon me and managed to find out who it was that released the hounds. But the organization is formidably defended and I believe someone in their ranks has become aware of my mission to take them down. With Hipper feeding me digital info over the wire, I'll sneak beyond their defenses as one of their workers and hack the system, bringing them all down. The time to act is now.

Allcorp -

- Fairwell

Did you just produce what I've heard people call a "plot bunny"?
Turn this into a work of fiction, this instant! *hands the link to fictionpress.net with authority*

Don't you dare turn on that magnet!

[saphireMARIE]

I really should avoid glass.

[ChicagoOkie]

I'm stuck like this.

[Shewolf]

The reason this avi is so small is to make my sword look bigger...

[ChicagoOkie]

I will devour you.

[Shewolf]

I don't bite.... hard...

[ChicagoOkie]

"Welcome to my parlor."

(Said the spider to the fly.)

[Jazra]

None shall pass ... unless they tickle my abs, 'cause that puts me on the fucking floor.

[saphireMARIE]

Hmm, I should have known this was the perfect way to wake everybody.

A nakedish woman at the piano, works a treat!

[ChicagoOkie]

Seems like a weird pose for that Through the Hole game.

[Deamonbane]

Who shall not pass, old man?

[Lazaria]

The rain doth not drench me.

[SpiralSpider]

Ugh! Sand in my crack again! I've HAD IT with this!

[ChicagoOkie]

Shut off the wind machine already.

[Jazra]

The Atlas Program Worked!

[Lazaria]

(You're killing me here, lady Jazra... just thought I'll mention it!)

[Rolo]

It ain't just for show bub!

[Renegade Vile]

Here I am, dancing with my wife, when all of a sudden this guy undresses us with his mind!
We kept dancing.

[Jazra]

Here I am, dancing with my wife, when all of a sudden this guy undresses us with his mind!
We kept dancing.

Cute!

He's thinking,

       *heavy, poignant sigh* This world needs more mountains to climb, villains to vanquish, impossible crises to solve. Wait! Is that strange flickering light in the sky the commencement of an alien invasion? Fear not brave world, I am here!

[Rolo]

God I love performing for the blind...