What is the Avatar Above You Thinking! (2.0)

[Rolo]

Man I wish he had a kilt instead of a speedo

[Lazaria]

So many palms, so little time

[Koyume]

Ugh! Getting sand everywhere is the worst part about going to the beach...

[ChicagoOkie]

That's why I'm staying in the water.

[Lazaria]

"Does Marcellus Wallace LIKE, my KILT?!"

[Deamonbane]

Oh look, a penny!

[Jazra]

Cute last response!

The Avatar above is thinking,

"Should have shot me when you had your chance, now it's my turn biyatch.

[Lazaria]

"...And here I sit forever unearthed, drawn to sheer will of your love and lust alike."

[Deamonbane]

I seem to have some sand on my buttocks... would you care to clean it off?

[Lazaria]

Hand holding a gun? Check. Other hand stroking myself in me pants? Double check. Face going Grrrr?! Triple check.

[Rolo]

What are you waiting for?

[Beguile's Mistress]

You wanna adjust the treble just a little more?

[ChicagoOkie]

Preeeettttyyyyyy

[Shewolf]

Good thing they can't see my clown shoes...

[DarkEnigma]

I should get a tan.

[Jazra]

Just six more souls to steal tonight.

[Stone]

What comes next in the chord?

[Jazra]

Her pulse against my hand, warm and tender, why does she trust me so?









It doesn't matter which chord comes next as long as it sounds good.

[Stone]

(I'm quite partial to certain chords.)

I wonder what will draw him closer? A lilting melody, or shrugging my back bare.

[Deamonbane]

I got your neck!

[AmberStarfire]

Now who's got the gun on who?

[Rolo]

He has a really big gun....

[DarkEnigma]

“Squeeze”

[Deamonbane]

I can smoke with no cigarette... what's your deal?

[Jazra]

Hmm, let me think through my plan one more time in my head before shooting the one man who can stop me.

Step one: assassinate the pope, people will know I'm serious then.
Step two: Seize control of the Pyramids of Giza, install the solar weapon of mass destruction my fearsome scientists tell me is nearly done.
Step three: Unleash my Armies of Destruction, bring about the Apocalypse, retire to the Obsidian Citadel, fuck a beautiful blonde, smoke a Cuban cigar.

Yeah, this will work. Hmm. Should I explain this to the one man who can stop me exactly how I'm going to do this before I pull the trigger?