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Author Topic: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation  (Read 27030 times)

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Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #925 on: July 08, 2014, 09:26:38 PM »
Banned for bad puns.

(Hello)

Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #926 on: July 08, 2014, 09:37:39 PM »
Banned for making me type responses in this thread with my hands bound behind my back.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #927 on: July 08, 2014, 09:38:48 PM »
Banned for not knowing hot to type with your feet.

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Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #928 on: July 08, 2014, 10:15:58 PM »
Banned for thinking you can type in any way with feet in pumps.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #929 on: July 08, 2014, 10:16:49 PM »
Banned for not wearing sensible shoes.

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Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #930 on: July 08, 2014, 10:23:16 PM »
Ah! Banned for thinking I came here with the intention of being bound!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #931 on: July 08, 2014, 10:23:58 PM »
Band for not having the intention of being bound.

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Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #932 on: July 08, 2014, 10:52:51 PM »
Band for not having the intention of being bound.

*struggles against her bonds, clearly angry; speaking through tape gag* Banned for pulling bad jokes!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #933 on: July 08, 2014, 11:32:25 PM »
Banned for not liking my jokes.

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Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #934 on: July 08, 2014, 11:34:27 PM »
Banned for expecting the lady to smile when she is on her knees,

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #935 on: July 08, 2014, 11:37:56 PM »
Banned for not being able to smile with a gag on.

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Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #936 on: July 08, 2014, 11:42:04 PM »
(You bet I can look angry with a gag on - grrr....)

Banned for making me fear his organ-ized designs.


Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #937 on: July 08, 2014, 11:52:27 PM »
Banned for using puns.

That wasn't punny at all.

Offline Belle33

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #938 on: July 12, 2014, 11:33:43 AM »
Banned for undressing too slowly.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #939 on: July 12, 2014, 11:36:22 AM »
Banned for not undressing fast enough.

Offline Belle33

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #940 on: July 12, 2014, 11:38:21 AM »
Banned for exceeding the six pack ab muscle limit.  That's completely unacceptable.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #941 on: July 12, 2014, 11:41:57 AM »
Banned for pretending she doesn't like the abs.

Offline Belle33

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #942 on: July 12, 2014, 12:01:38 PM »
Banned for thinking I can't be objective. 

These are not my rule, sir.  *Points to rule 5.201.6v, section 12.  Anyone with visible abdominal muscles numbering greater than six shall be banned.*  I'm just the messenger.   

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #943 on: July 12, 2014, 12:07:42 PM »
Banned for not reading the full rule.

You missed addendum 3. The abs rule only applies to those who are not wearing kilts.

Offline Belle33

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #944 on: July 12, 2014, 12:16:31 PM »
Banned for obvious reasons.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #945 on: July 12, 2014, 12:18:03 PM »
Banned for reasons that exist only in my mind.

Offline Belle33

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #946 on: July 12, 2014, 12:19:58 PM »
Banned for the sake of all that is good in the world.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #947 on: July 12, 2014, 12:21:47 PM »
Banned for the sake of all that is evil. Evil is more fun, and we have bacon.

Offline Belle33

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #948 on: July 12, 2014, 12:39:09 PM »
Banned for not sharing bacon.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: U R BANNED!! - The Next Generation
« Reply #949 on: July 12, 2014, 12:43:00 PM »
Banned for not letting me eat bacon off your naked body.