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Author Topic: 4 words in Jail  (Read 121650 times)

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Offline Anesa

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7000 on: September 20, 2016, 01:49:20 PM »
Panicking won't help us!

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7001 on: September 20, 2016, 01:55:07 PM »
But I'm "prime pickings..."

...I need an adult...

Offline MelisaArtemis

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7002 on: September 21, 2016, 04:43:54 AM »
He swore He's virgin!!

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7003 on: September 23, 2016, 11:13:40 AM »
And you bought it?  :P

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7004 on: September 23, 2016, 12:05:38 PM »
Yeah, I payed extra!

Offline Chi

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7005 on: September 23, 2016, 03:54:03 PM »
I'm Ben... Ben Dover....

Offline Mimetisme

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7006 on: September 23, 2016, 07:23:09 PM »

When they feed us?

Worst five star jail!

Offline Rhedyn

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7007 on: September 25, 2016, 08:15:20 AM »
I can't eat that!  :o

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7008 on: September 25, 2016, 08:21:43 AM »
The new cook's Scottish.

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7009 on: September 25, 2016, 08:25:19 AM »
So, why Irish Whiskey?

Offline SmokingCamels

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7010 on: September 25, 2016, 06:57:55 PM »
Dude.  Where's my car?

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7011 on: September 25, 2016, 06:59:18 PM »

Impound lot, next door.

Offline SmokingCamels

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7012 on: September 25, 2016, 07:00:31 PM »
It wasn't my Ferrari.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7013 on: September 26, 2016, 06:49:12 AM »
And you're not Clarkson?

Offline SmokingCamels

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7014 on: September 26, 2016, 07:07:07 AM »
Nah bro.  Mr. White.  :D

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7015 on: September 26, 2016, 07:15:11 AM »
More a Harley anyway?

Offline Chi

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7016 on: September 26, 2016, 09:49:45 AM »
I am not a crook! *holds up fingers in peace sign doing a really bad Nixon impression*

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7017 on: September 26, 2016, 09:51:07 AM »
Yet ANOTHER politician jailed?

Offline Chi

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7018 on: September 26, 2016, 10:37:22 AM »
Let My People Go

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7019 on: September 26, 2016, 10:52:04 AM »
What's that awful smell?

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7020 on: September 26, 2016, 11:39:16 AM »
smells like a bum purr....

[edit]

last night's beefy burritos?
« Last Edit: September 26, 2016, 11:40:33 AM by Chi »

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7021 on: September 26, 2016, 12:35:12 PM »
That must be it   :-X

Offline SmokingCamels

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7022 on: September 26, 2016, 05:33:39 PM »
But girls don't fart!

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7023 on: September 26, 2016, 05:53:00 PM »
My wife proves otherwise...

Offline SmokingCamels

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #7024 on: September 26, 2016, 07:25:24 PM »
While she's in jail?