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Author Topic: 4 words in Jail  (Read 81285 times)

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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6675 on: July 09, 2016, 08:34:47 PM »
Here comes the boom.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6676 on: July 10, 2016, 06:59:58 AM »
I lost a dumbbell.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6677 on: July 10, 2016, 06:54:55 PM »
I lost the stacks.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6678 on: July 10, 2016, 07:12:44 PM »
Ever do prison lifting?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6679 on: July 10, 2016, 07:22:30 PM »
What are you implying?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6680 on: July 10, 2016, 07:30:28 PM »
Never shared bars before?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6681 on: July 10, 2016, 07:35:05 PM »
One man, one band.

Online Rummy Tum Tum

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6682 on: July 11, 2016, 08:32:55 AM »
Fap fap fap fap.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6683 on: July 11, 2016, 08:40:27 AM »
That's the testosterone talking.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6684 on: July 11, 2016, 02:55:39 PM »
Why is he masturbating?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6685 on: July 11, 2016, 03:06:56 PM »
It's an uncomplicated hobby.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6686 on: July 11, 2016, 03:12:06 PM »
Masturbating is a hobby? (How are you?)

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6687 on: July 11, 2016, 03:31:26 PM »
And it's popular, too! (I'm ok. Still looking for fun in all the right places.  ;D )

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6688 on: July 11, 2016, 03:47:33 PM »
(You will find them, you just have to look long and hard. Excuse the penis joke.) What sorcery is this?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6689 on: July 11, 2016, 03:50:29 PM »
Well, first you unzip...

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6690 on: July 11, 2016, 03:52:27 PM »
I am all ears.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6691 on: July 11, 2016, 03:56:43 PM »
....your roommate's packed pants... (How's your story hunt going?)

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6692 on: July 11, 2016, 04:00:35 PM »
(So far three warriors, little to no sparring. No battles have begun.) Stroke fast, stroke slow.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6693 on: July 11, 2016, 04:05:12 PM »
Ahh, you are handy. (Nothing like a little bit of blood tasting to get the edge on.)

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6694 on: July 11, 2016, 04:23:09 PM »
Look who is talking. (Yes.)

Online Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6695 on: July 11, 2016, 05:18:44 PM »
Need both hands, y'know.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6696 on: July 11, 2016, 05:24:04 PM »
Yeah yeah yeah, jeez.

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6697 on: July 11, 2016, 06:44:05 PM »
am in interrupting something?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6698 on: July 11, 2016, 07:10:23 PM »
He calls it masturbation.

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Re: 4 words in Jail
« Reply #6699 on: July 11, 2016, 07:34:57 PM »
and you call it...?